Folk that think they're clever by using Latin in their dialogue...

[123SunTan]

Consect Excellent

 

[Ben Gardner]

@Tex was Mr Griffiths still there for your rabble? His Latin was shocking.

Monkeyhouse? Nice fella.

Yes ya do. Remember ya portaloo for party thread. Goon. Great music and bants. You sounded pathetic and got rinsed for it

Only one for me is untrinique paratus.

You were only upset because you weren't doing the catering with your shit burgers and greasy chips.

 

[zwartekat]

Monkeyhouse? Nice fella.



You were only upset because you weren't doing the catering with your shit burgers and greasy chips.

Bede but he might have moved on to Monkeyhouse after my time. He also taught Classics but they were obviously subjects on the way out.

 

[Ben Gardner]

Bede but he might have moved on to Monkeyhouse after my time. He also taught Classics but they were obviously subjects on the way out.

That's the fella, I'm sure he ran the Bridge Club at lunchtimes, too. Used to talk about the olden days more than we played Bridge, like!
Also, it was a great excuse to get a pass to the front of the dinner queue every lunchtime!

 

[nyron4england]

I can still remember my school motto but I'm not 100% sure on the translation.

Parvis Imbutus Tentarbis Grandia Tutus.

It's something like "If you achieve small things you will achieve big things greatly" which is a load of bollocks as Barney offered scholarships to anyone who looked half decent at rugby while taking the money from parents with dense kids.

did you play 3rd team like?

 

[RossTheNinja]

semper ubi sub ubi

 

[Keawyeds]

did you play 3rd team like?

I could still kick a conversion and run like fuck if I had to

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

I used to work with a a bloke who always used to slip a per se into his chats/speeches, even when it made nee sense. Made him look a bit of a gormless idiot.

 

[nyron4england]

I could still kick a conversion and run like fuck if I had to

that top pitch was something else mind. boot the ball out for a line out and watch it fly down the hill all the way to back porch

 

[Keawyeds]

that top pitch was something else mind. boot the ball out for a line out and watch it fly down the hill all the way to back porch

You escaped HMYOI Barnard Castle too?!

 

[zwartekat]

That's the fella, I'm sure he ran the Bridge Club at lunchtimes, too. Used to talk about the olden days more than we played Bridge, like!
Also, it was a great excuse to get a pass to the front of the dinner queue every lunchtime!

As you say, he was a canny bloke. Pity I was a little shite.

 

[joemcdokes]

I quite liked Latin at school. Don't speak or write it very well.

Caecilius est in horto.

 

[nyron4england]

You escaped HMYOI Barnard Castle too?!

i didn't escape, i thoroughly enjoyed it. miles better than my previous school. being half decent at rugby (and academics) is what got me there mind, wouldn't have been able to go otherwise. we've had this conversation before

 

[Rottie]

... but get it wrong.

These scratters boil my piss.

Couple on today's A Place In The Sun. The woman (100% wadnt) kept saying how certain properties "ticked boxes ek-cetera" instead of "etcetera". She probably writes "ect" instead of "etc", as well.

General rule: Especially if you're on TV, don't try and look clever by using words that either aren't in your vocabulary or words that you don't know about.

There may be other examples of this practice, but I'm too upset about this assault on common sense & decency.

Mea Culpa Ben lad, Mea Culpa.

 

[Keawyeds]

i didn't escape, i thoroughly enjoyed it. miles better than my previous school. being half decent at rugby (and academics) is what got me there mind, wouldn't have been able to go otherwise. we've had this conversation before

Ah yes.
Well when I formulate my spectacular flamboyant revenge, I'll make sure you're not there

 

[Village Idiot]

payday loan companies are shite?

Radix malorum est cupiditas