The Rock

San Andres is possibly the worst film I've seen in pictures. Even with my brain turned off it just couldn't accept the storyline. Only reason I never walked out was because of the lasses tits. But he just happens to crash his helicopter find a car, car fails finds a plane. plane crashing? parachute pretty much into a boat that avoids a tsunami. Drives round San Francisco and just happens to find his daughter that was on the 90th floor of the 1 building that appears to have collapsed right at water level.
Spoiler tags please.

You've just ruined my Rockathon.
 


Fucks sake man, it’s a film. Be a bit shit if he just wandered around wouldn’t it? Do you pull apart every film you see? Mock Star Wars because it couldn’t happen. Have a go at Frozen cos it has a talking Snowman. Rip Inception to threads cos the world can’t bend like that? Turn your nose up at Toy Story cos toys don’t actually really talk?
You are right, it's a well thought out film that at least wasn't a sequel or a remake. Mind I also didn't like Jurassic world because a lass in high heels outran a t-rex

Spoiler tags please.

You've just ruined my Rockathon.
I could be making it up ;)
 
San Andres is possibly the worst film I've seen in pictures. Even with my brain turned off it just couldn't accept the storyline. Only reason I never walked out was because of the lasses tits. But he just happens to crash his helicopter find a car, car fails finds a plane. plane crashing? parachute pretty much into a boat that avoids a tsunami. Drives round San Francisco and just happens to find his daughter that was on the 90th floor of the 1 building that appears to have collapsed right at water level.
It’s brilliant you nerd
 

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