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San Andres is possibly the worst film I've seen in pictures. Even with my brain turned off it just couldn't accept the storyline. Only reason I never walked out was because of the lasses tits. But he just happens to crash his helicopter find a car, car fails finds a plane. plane crashing? parachute pretty much into a boat that avoids a tsunami. Drives round San Francisco and just happens to find his daughter that was on the 90th floor of the 1 building that appears to have collapsed right at water level.
 
San Andres is possibly the worst film I've seen in pictures. Even with my brain turned off it just couldn't accept the storyline. Only reason I never walked out was because of the lasses tits. But he just happens to crash his helicopter find a car, car fails finds a plane. plane crashing? parachute pretty much into a boat that avoids a tsunami. Drives round San Francisco and just happens to find his daughter that was on the 90th floor of the 1 building that appears to have collapsed right at water level.

Fucks sake man, it’s a film. Be a bit shit if he just wandered around wouldn’t it? Do you pull apart every film you see? Mock Star Wars because it couldn’t happen. Have a go at Frozen cos it has a talking Snowman. Rip Inception to threads cos the world can’t bend like that? Turn your nose up at Toy Story cos toys don’t actually really talk?
 

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