Mr Redknapp
Striker
Morrisey, the consumer Monkey
Vic Reeves Big Night Out
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007Iron
Midfield
Typhoonftm
Striker
You lying get.
Mr Redknapp
Striker
Falconhoof
Winger
Morrisey Consumer Monkey
007Iron
Midfield
No, YOU lying get!
Typhoonftm
Striker
"doesn't really matter"
007Iron
Midfield
My
I use that in day to day life, accent and all!
My name is Lister! It's best not to mess with me! I know doctors, architects...
I use that in day to day life, accent and all!
Typhoonftm
Striker
Me to.My
My name is Lister! It's best not to mess with me! I know doctors, architects...
"Like a badger with an afro, throwing sparklers at the pope!!!"
007Iron
Midfield
You're simply a work-shy fop!
VERY POOR!!Me to.
"Like a badger with an afro, throwing sparklers at the pope!!!"
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Kent_Mackem
Striker
I was at that one too. They are genuinely funny people. Even their faces just makes me laugh. Something few comedians have, to their own disappointment. Tommy Cooper was the last one I think.
Typhoonftm
Striker
"As I stare into the fire
And watch the flames grow higher
I'm suddenly aware that I'm beginning to perspire
However much I try
To brush the sweat aside
IT CONSTANTLY RE-GROUPS AT THE BASE OF MY SPINE"
"As I stare into the fire
And try to get this hen to boil
I'd dearly love to fry
But I cannot find the oil
However much I try
To get the thing to fry
I CANNOT LOCATE THE CRISP AND DRY"
And watch the flames grow higher
I'm suddenly aware that I'm beginning to perspire
However much I try
To brush the sweat aside
IT CONSTANTLY RE-GROUPS AT THE BASE OF MY SPINE"
"As I stare into the fire
And try to get this hen to boil
I'd dearly love to fry
But I cannot find the oil
However much I try
To get the thing to fry
I CANNOT LOCATE THE CRISP AND DRY"
Is Uncle Keith still alive (was that even his name?)
Edit: uncle Peter
Edit 2: that was the smell of r&m too
Edit: uncle Peter
Edit 2: that was the smell of r&m too
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Let's take a trip to Novelty Island
We used to use this as code for going to the pub at lunchtime
We used to use this as code for going to the pub at lunchtime
jarramackem
Winger
Hopefully they can tempt Ms Judith Grant back on and Les is a must imho
Hardyman's Yugo
Striker
They did one with Lister inside a Channel 4 right to reply booth complaining about the 'so called comedy show Vic Reeves Big Night Out....'. Without pausing for breath Mortimer (as Lister) looked down and said 'Who on earth brought this pig into the booth!' Cracked me up at the time and still does
007Iron
Midfield
Some of the looks Bob gives are hilarious. He really gets into character as Lister.
They did one with Lister inside a Channel 4 right to reply booth complaining about the 'so called comedy show Vic Reeves Big Night Out....'. Without pausing for breath Mortimer (as Lister) looked down and said 'Who on earth brought this pig into the booth!' Cracked me up at the time and still does
"You've infected my mouth "
Is Uncle Keith still alive (was that even his name?)
Edit: uncle Peter
Edit 2: that was the smell of r&m too
Stage name Charlie Chuck and real name David Kear. Google suggests that he's still alive.
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