Some people are just absolute bellends aren't they?



When Darlington played Ryhope CA last year, I had to stop a darlo fan parking on my front lawn.

I stopped him bumping up on the kerb, leaning out of the window to fit between my two cars on the road.

His excuse was "There was nowhere else to park round here!"

I couldn't really make a decent argument with him I was so mystified about the stupidity of his actions, so I made the only sound argument I could think of ...

"Seriously mate, Fuck off"
 
I have just watched an ambulance car with full lights and sirens trying to go through a red light junction at Great Portland Street.

Taxi at the lights pulled out of the way for it, but not before two arseholes trying to cross the crossing got in its way and then proceeded to run across the crossing while the ambulance was trying to move forward.

Glad you got to work 5 seconds earlier lads.
 
Self-employed bloke ower the road drives a flat bed transit. Whenever he gans out his missus comes out with two parking cones to stop anyone parking there. Came home one neet and the only space was where his two cones were. I didn't even bother shifting them, just reversed ower them into the parking space. His missus comes out screaming about "the criminal damage I'd caused to her cones" (one of them was stuck under me back wheel :lol: )and she was gonna ring the flatties. I offered to lend her my phone to call them but she just stormed in the house and slammed the door. They've never spoken to me since like and that was two and half years ago.

I used to live in a terrace street as a student. One house on the corner had a canny few cars and used to cone off the bit in front of their house plus the front of a couple other houses, reserving a fair section of the street for them. The wifey was always out moving the cones, very much like her from bread. If there was no space near my house I used to park between the cones. One day I was going to have a very early start going away for a weekend, so I brought the extra long Student Union mini bus home. The big long reserved section was perfect for it.
"You can't f***ing park there, that is our space"
"No, it is a public road and not yours"
"You have no f***ing right to park that thing there"
"It is taxed and insured, I do"
"As soon as you are gone, I'll f***ing smash it up"
"Fine, it is not mine, it will not cost me a penny if damaged, and if it then is undrivable I will not be taking it away at 6:30am tomorrow and it will be there until the police are finished with it and the owner can arrange a tow. That will be Tuesday at least"
"You are a right cheeky tosser, I'll teach you" *slam*

A few weeks later after a few beers, we nicked all their cones.
 
Some people are morons. I've already mentioned it in another thread but last weekend my niece was up and parked her car along from her parents' house. As she got in it there was a note on the screen telling her (in capital letters) to never park there again. The bloke then came out, had a rant at her and said he was angry because IF his Mother in law wanted to visit she wouldn't have anywhere to park. She was neither blocking his car or his drive. Absolute arsehole, she felt quite intimidated.
What a shitbag.
 
They may be on call and have to shoot off at short notice.

Sick relative that they have to visit.

I would suggest that there may be a pregnant woman in the house but there’s an ambulance in front of their house anyway.

Plus there’s no need for the ambulance service to act like meeja whores when the other people haven’t had the opportunity to defend themselves.
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I didn't say that they were right or wrong, I said that it'd be preferable for the other people to be able to respond. I'm afraid that you've displayed the witch-hunt behaviour in your own post.

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I'm sure the ambulance crew member who put this note on social media, despite its author doing nothing to impede them, or alter the eventual outcome for the patient, not to mention their SJW followers and writers of this article, must be feeling extremely virtuous by now. I wonder if they've checked back to see how the lynch mob is coming along.

I'd always heard in the past that violence against ambulance crews was their biggest concern when going to a call out. If their priority is chastising interfering busybodies whose only crime is to lack a sense of perspective, perhaps I was misinformed about the severity of that problem.
 
I didn't say that they were right or wrong, I said that it'd be preferable for the other people to be able to respond. I'm afraid that you've displayed the witch-hunt behaviour in your own post.

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I'm sure the ambulance crew member who put this note on social media, despite its author doing nothing to impede them, or alter the eventual outcome for the patient, not to mention their SJW followers and writers of this article, must be feeling extremely virtuous by now. I wonder if they've checked back to see how the lynch mob is coming along.

I'd always heard in the past that violence against ambulance crews was their biggest concern when going to a call out. If their priority is chastising interfering busybodies whose only crime is to lack a sense of perspective, perhaps I was misinformed about the severity of that problem.
Ah well that's alright, I saw a bloke pinch a paramedic when I was in college for blocking off a back lane where this whopper had wedged his car between three others and couldn't get out.
Had to give a statement to the police and everything, bloke admitted it so never went any further
 
Ah well that's alright, I saw a bloke pinch a paramedic when I was in college for blocking off a back lane where this whopper had wedged his car between three others and couldn't get out.
Had to give a statement to the police and everything, bloke admitted it so never went any further
Nipple twisting is well out of order, especially when carried out on the emergency services. What a bellend!
 
The list of bellendery against ambulances I've come across on the roads over the years is pretty astounding and the stuff that's making headlines is very common. The joint winners for me however has happened in 3 different supermarkets in the fridge isles near the milk ( I don't know why it happens there but it did)
3 separate jobs, 3 different supermarkets, 3 cardiac arrests. "Are you going to be long as I need to get some milk" when we were actually resuscitating and jumping up and down on patients chests .
 
Bloke should be used to it by now considering he lives right next to a nursing home which has ambulances in attendance very frequently. Old bloke they were attending too had a massive internal bleed. Poor chap.
 

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