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Violent little bastard or just a tad angry?
It would probably take it off you.
There was massive one in my Mam and Dad's a few years ago. Me dad caught it and hoyed it away at the top of the drive. It beat him back through the front door.
Aye this. And the bit in bold made me raise a smile, not laugh unfortunately, but raise a smile.Don't kill spiders in your house please, they keep on top of all the proper nasties like mites ticks and fleas that your animals may bring in as well as flys maggots and bed bugs.
For this free service they provide all they ask is a bit of help getting out of the bath when they get stuck and to be left alone to get on with their job.
Fantastic beasts they are love to see them patrolling about the house, proper little warriors are spiders look after them and they will look after you.
Don't kill spiders in your house please, they keep on top of all the proper nasties like mites ticks and fleas that your animals may bring in as well as flys maggots and bed bugs.
For this free service they provide all they ask is a bit of help getting out of the bath when they get stuck and to be left alone to get on with their job.
Fantastic beasts they are love to see them patrolling about the house, proper little warriors are spiders look after them and they will look after you.
I put a towel in the bath to let them eightleg it before I run away...
Fast mate, it was that big I wouldn't have been surprised if it had slammed the door in my Dad's face.Violent little bastard or just a tad angry?
Murderer. House spiders die outside.A big one like that appeared on our bathroom wall the other day. I picked it up, chased the little one with it and then put it out the window.
gilesgate
durham
Murderer. House spiders die outside.
That's me never visiting my Mam and dad again
Where the fuck in Gilesgate
Regular 60 degree washes. I haven't been overrun yet. In fact I hardly see any, ungrateful bastardsBut, what if it lays eggs in the towel? & the eggs hatch? & there's loads more of the bastards around the place then?
What then?
So you nutted it to death then.I saw a Goliath birdeater in me garden yesterday, I had to club it to death with me cock on the end.
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6 posts up. Imagine that crawling up yer hoop