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Garydon's Diary week commencing Monday 13th November 2006

Monday: Limo taken in for stretching. Buy a bus pass.

Tuesday: Lunch with the Cruises - doing my bit for Hollywood's down and outs. Second fitting for penis enlargement

Wednesday: Shops closed half day on Rodeo Drive. Go down the bookies.

Thursday: Film Premier of James Bond'd new one. Vodka and naked Twister with Arnie, Sly and the lads afterwards.

Friday: Breakfast with Madonna and Guy Ritchie. Deliver sermon at Kabalah meeting and bless baby David. Grey Horse after for aperitifs.

Saturday: Beers and footie with Niall and the Irish lads. Important to keep touch with my working class roots.

Sunday: Lie in. Read papers. Write Oscar acceptance speech. Write outline of my second screen play "My Flavonoids and Other Animals".
 
What time does Mr Greendminds normally arrive on the SMB?

I bet he gets his servant to bring his laptop to him on a silver platter
 
Just remember to not go too hard on greedminds else he wont come back, or he'll do a Stirbling and make a comeback keeping a low profile with a new username!
 
GavMackem® said:
Just remember to not go too hard on greedminds else he wont come back, or he'll do a Stirbling and make a comeback keeping a low profile with a new username!
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I suspect even if he did comeback with a new username he'd soon out himself. How could he resist telling us about his latest 48 hour bender with Penelope Keith?
 
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