How is Stephen Hawking still alive?

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It's always struck me how he could be taken advantage of as a shell to abuse his image as a mouthpiece for some company or other. He could be trapped in there, the poor twat, and any fucker could be operating that chair via remote control and tapping that speak and spell to say any old shite. He could be fronting a lings cars campaign for all he can do about it.
 
Marty Moose said:
It's always struck me how he could be taken advantage of as a shell to abuse his image as a mouthpiece for some company or other. He could be trapped in there, the poor twat, and any fucker could be operating that chair via remote control and tapping that speak and spell to say any old shite. He could be fronting a lings cars campaign for all he can do about it.
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That's a frightening realistic possibility tbf. Poor Hawko
 
ProfessionalMackem said:
How has Stephen Hawking survived more than a record 50 years with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS)? This degenerative motor neuron disease has an average life span of only 4 years after diagnosis. It kills fast and there is no cure.

Yet Hawking has survived well into his 70's. He was diagnosed in his early 20's with doctors only giving him a couple of years to live. The next longest survivor got to live an extra 20 years with ALS. This discrepancy in Hawkings and everyone else with ALS's lifespan is more than an anomaly. This is not statistically possible, there's no medical way for him to be still alive....so how is he?

a) Is he part man part machine kept alive by some secret government cure?
b) Has he been replaced by a doggelganger in 1985? Or
c) Has he been misdiagnosed or something else equally as boring?

He looks better and younger now than he did 30years ago.
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Mate, I f***ing love you.:lol::lol::lol:
 
Fuck me there's some mental theories.....everyone knows he died in '85 and is using time travel to zip back and forth in a perpetual loop so in essence he's never gonna die
 
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