Laser eyes



Shit in a can????
Oh, fuck, it was brilliant. Basically it was a brown, plastic type substance. You squirted it from the can and it expanded and hardened. It looked very realistic. The f***ing laughs you used to get. We produced a turd on the top of one of those green electrical boxes at the bottom end of Blandford Street. Two owld gannies passed by. "Eeeh, look at that, that's just filthy" "Aye, it's disgusting. But how did the dog get up there?"
 
Oh, fuck, it was brilliant. Basically it was a brown, plastic type substance. You squirted it from the can and it expanded and hardened. It looked very realistic. The f***ing laughs you used to get. We produced a turd on the top of one of those green electrical boxes at the bottom end of Blandford Street. Two owld gannies passed by. "Eeeh, look at that, that's just filthy" "Aye, it's disgusting. But how did the dog get up there?"
:lol:
 
Not as good as X-ray vision imo
I don't know, it would have to have an on/off switch of some sort. There are some people where I live that I would never, ever, ever want to see naked. If it was on all the time, I'd probably gauge my eyes out.
 

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