What are your neighbours' occupations?

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One side he's a careers bloke at a high school and his missus an administrator at NHS.
Other side it's a youngish couple, he works with his dad installing sprinkler systems in buildings, she's a copper

Both canny
 


Professional Harp player on one side and professional piano player on the other, excellent in the summer with the patio doors open and my dreadful vocal accompaniment to either. Strangely they never seem to play at the same time.
 
In 999 they make a living from crime
The house is always empty because they're all doing time
 
1 side, both work at Glaxo (I know the fella does, think she does too), other side hes a butcher (with an award winning sausage apparently, off to Australia to represent GB) and his wife quit her job to look after her parents
 
One side an accountant for an engineering firm, house in front hasn't been built yet, not for another two years.
 
One side, bloke works as a farm hand, canny grafter very much works all the hours during the spring/summer months, and quite frequently keeps offering us whole legs of lamb, lamb chops, etc which the farmer gives him (he hates the taste of it apparently!). Built himself a bit of a 'man cave' in his garden to avoid the wife when he is not actually at work.

Other side, single bloke who works for Durham City Council as a duty call carer or something - We don't speak much since he had a major strop when I was trying to sort an issue with banging water pipes.
 
One side, single mother works for Next. Other side, he works from home, designing and making electronic musical instruments. His missus works. no idea where.
 
Retired teachers one side, Beautician and her hubby on the other... across the road, professional malingerer and benefits cheat who's back pain and difficultly in walking suddenly kicks in when he sees my missus (who he thinks works for the social) which is hilarious. Probably make a decent living as an actor, as he seems to be able to give doctors the impression he's disabled.
 
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Special mention to the Clampett opposite who I think might be a welder cos he wears one of those zany caps and drives a Canyanero.
I'd love to find out where he works so I can fail all his weld tests.
 
one side Mother (admin) and daughter is a nurse (most definitely wad)
other side random who have only seen twice in 2 years, but it beats the fat weebles who moved out who were the local neighbourhood watch. Nosey b1tch
 
Live in a flat. The two other flats on this floor both have single 40-50-something men living in them. One's a freelance consultant as he has severe allergies and can't leave the house much. Found his twitter the other day and he's a massive racist.
The other bloke is a strange one and all
 
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