What is your worst case scenario?

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Didn't want to shit on the plane before because I knew it would be bad, so I left it but my guts started getting really bad, all the way coming in to land I've never felt discomfort like it. Like my body was rejecting my own anus. Think I would have had to shit on the tarmac if they'd had sent that stupid f***ing bus thing out after we got off the flight. I'd never really given being caught in a situation of needing to shit but not being able to much thought before that. Now I go before I get on the plane.

Maybe I should go before I get in a lift too.

As for my own worst case, there's loads of really morbid stuff, but sometimes when our lass goes out and the bairn is in bed so I can't go to the shop I think about how bad it would be to only have cider in the fridge should I fancy a drink.
 
My most terrifying nightmare is dying.
I know this probably everyones but in my case my 17 year daughter is disabled and I do absolutely everything for her. From spoon feeding her, changing her nappies, bathing her, getting her dressed, etc, etc, she can't do anything for herself.
The thought that kills me most inside is that when I do die she won't understand and she will just think I have deserted her :cry: It makes me feel sick just thinking about it but there is not a thing I can do to stop it happening.
 
My most terrifying nightmare is dying.
I know this probably everyones but in my case my 17 year daughter is disabled and I do absolutely everything for her. From spoon feeding her, changing her nappies, bathing her, getting her dressed, etc, etc, she can't do anything for herself.
The thought that kills me most inside is that when I do die she won't understand and she will just think I have deserted her :cry: It makes me feel sick just thinking about it but there is not a thing I can do to stop it happening.

Fuck me, that is so sad!! I wish I could think of something to say that wouldn't sound trite and meaningless :cry:
 
I knew a bloke who used to have nightmares about being stuck in a broken lift with a hot lass and needing a shit. He'd take the stairs because of it.

Mine is just going to a toilet and not having enough bog roll to stop water splashing back up. Doesn't keep me up at night like.

That's more like a most weird case scenario.
 
My most terrifying nightmare is dying.
I know this probably everyones but in my case my 17 year daughter is disabled and I do absolutely everything for her. From spoon feeding her, changing her nappies, bathing her, getting her dressed, etc, etc, she can't do anything for herself.
The thought that kills me most inside is that when I do die she won't understand and she will just think I have deserted her :cry: It makes me feel sick just thinking about it but there is not a thing I can do to stop it happening.
She might not mate. Maybe at some level she'll know it's not your fault?
 
Had a shite at Creamfields the morning after the first night...Me knob touched the inside of the bowl.

I have never felt nausea like it. Ever
 
Death.

I do in public or works bogs, etc, not at home. I don't want the dregs of a thousand arses splashing up onto my ring and cheeks.

Do you have girls poos like? I always have a proper lengthy cable, where I concentrate to not snap it, even if it means I have to eventually stand up a little bit to allow it to be fully laid, ending with one end scuba diving and the falling gently towards the rim of the pan.
 
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Losing my memory so i can't even remember when we last won a game
My memory is fine and I can't remember that.

Having a gaping Lady Garden in front of me and not being able to remember what to do with it, so I end up chucking stones at it, fearing Bees.
Now I'm confused as to whether the topic is worst scenarios that have happened to you or not.
 
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