What is your worst case scenario?

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I knew a bloke who used to have nightmares about being stuck in a broken lift with a hot lass and needing a shit. He'd take the stairs because of it.

Mine is just going to a toilet and not having enough bog roll to stop water splashing back up. Doesn't keep me up at night like.
 


I knew a bloke who used to have nightmares about being stuck in a broken lift with a hot lass and needing a shit. He'd take the stairs because of it.

Mine is just going to a toilet and not having enough bog roll to stop water splashing back up. Doesn't keep me up at night like.

But no concern about there then not being any left to wipe your arse????
 
That's is his worst case scenario? You serious? Mine? Being in a car crash and my wife and bairns dying with me surviving...............give me the hot lass in a lift with a shitty arse any Saturday night...

Think it would be worse if one of the bairns was left alone personally.
Not as difficult being an adult by yourself than a kid I'd imagine.

Mine would be going to do the housework and the motor going on the vacuum cleaner, how terrible.
 
I had a reoccurring dream of loosing my shoes at school and at the time at school I couldn't think of anything worse except dying.
Now, it would have to be death. It still scared the life out of me
 
Mine is that in some unspecified way everything will go to shit.

I do in public or works bogs, etc, not at home. I don't want the dregs of a thousand arses splashing up onto my ring and cheeks.
Have you any idea what you're doing to the municipal drains of this country, all of which will have to be rodded at the ratepayer's expense.
 
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