What do dogs dream of?

[Chappers]

My oldest often just wakes up and starts to bark while looking around and thinking what the fuck. She then lies back down and goes back to sleep.

It's funny as fuck

 

[Thurston]

Shagging bitches

In the missionary position

 

[Cockney Mackem]

I reckon they have anxiety dreams, like trying to lick their cocks but they can't reach

 

[JAZZMANB]

Having hands and a tin opener

 

[Aldyyyy]

When they take a little doggy snooze

 

[bobpc30]

Trying to squeeze out white dog shit

 

[Nookie Bear]

Running definitely , his little legs start to go like the clappers. Sometimes if you catch him at the right stage you can growl at him and he will start growling back in his sleep - it amuses me

 

[sima-hebburn]

playing zelda in sitting room otherday (1st time in ages on wiiu) and dog goes into a deep sleep while I play & legs start twitching & heavy breathing , had to wake it to check it's not having a heart attack dog wakes up & not happy

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Bones and running, what a shit thread

An even more shite reply to be fair?

Sniffing arses and that

Each to their own but what about your dog's dreams?

 

[Mr.Thunders]

Chasing rabbits apparently

 

[Slippery Jim]

My dog (RIP) once farted loudly whilst asleep. He jumped up with a "What the fuck just happened???" look on his face. I almost wet myself laughing.

 

[Lewberry pie]

My dog has scared the shit out of me before like, I've just heard proper screams coming from downstairs and thought someone was in the house but he's obviously just had a nightmare poor little bugger

 

[andymulesafc]

Doing a bitch doggy style.

 

[dangermows]

Running definitely , his little legs start to go like the clappers. Sometimes if you catch him at the right stage you can growl at him and he will start growling back in his sleep - it amuses me

That doesn't take mean he is dreaming of running. If you dream of having a wank you dont actually have one.

 

[Deleted member 18718]

Shagging other dogs. My last dog was moving in his sleep and I was going 'awww he's dreaming of running'. He woke up, stood up and jizzed all over the floor!

 

[dangermows]

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/peopl...gs-dream-about-and-theyre-all-crying-6205519/

 

[Keawyeds]

Dogging?

 

[Nookie Bear]

That doesn't take mean he is dreaming of running. If you dream of having a wank you dont actually have one.

I do

 

[dangermows]

I do

Im not sure you're being serious tbh Nookie.

 

[Epping]

my missus always say they are dreaming of chasing rabbits...