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Home game v Scum will be everyones cup final against a team that couldn't roll its sleeves up in the Premier League, let alone the Championship where graft is a given. And I do get a sense that the nation is tiring of the delusional circus up the road and their 'we're a massive club' fixationEvery single team will be bang up for it against them too. They don't appear to be very well liked in any division.
We relegated the skunksConvo yesterday:
Me: How do you think Beneathus will perform next year?
Skunk: Beneathus man, you sad mackem bastard, shite name, he's far better than Fat Sam and his long ball game. Storm the league and back challenging for Europe next year.
Me: Long ball game? Didn't see much of that against Everton. When we relegated yous.
Skunk: You didn't f***ing relegate us man!! We relegated ourselves.
Me: Oh right. So yous didn't go down after we humped Everton?
Skunk: Well, aye, but yous didn't do it you stupid mackem twat
Me: Did we beat Everton?
Skunk: Aye
Me: Did that game send yous down?
Skunk: FUCK OFF MACKEM CUNT!!!
Stomped off in a huff
It's great fun watching them seethe.
Was just flicking through fleabay looking at the signed shirts... Messi and Neymar, £3500, Ronaldo £900, Colback £31 (2 bids)
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There was a fat man from Spain,
Who came to England on a plane,
He said he was a silver service waiter,
He was in fact the Magpie Relegator.