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Lets All Laugh At Newcastle (Again!)

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shaun61 said:
Was walking across the Wear bridge at 6am this morning and saw a lad standing on it looking down at the river.
I said '' how mate, what you doing ?''
He replied ''mate, my life is shite, my wifes left me, my kids hate me and to top it all, my football team, Newcastle have just been relegated''.
I said ''with the greatest respect mate, can you not use your own bridge?''
He said '' HAVE YOU SEEN THE f***ing QUEUE'' ??:lol:

I'll get me coat @Porridge @Kid Galahad
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Old ones are the best lol
 
Going to be worth watching the Spurs match on Sunday, get a load of this from Toontastic

SJP will be like a morgue on Sunday even though it's a sell out. But tbh it should be a toxic shit fest aimed at Ashley, Charnley, & Co. Relegated again eh fanks Mike you utter toss pot you can shove your horse & cart up your arse. Do us all a favour sell up & fuck off.

Going well then.
 
They'll need a whole new team, plus a manager next season. What makes them think they'll return first time ??
 
I'm Spartacus said:
Ha ha does it???? gerrin.

Err if any mags are watching say hello to burton for me. Oh and f***ing behave yourselves, you're representing the north east in the peasant league....
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Aye someone put a link up last night. Tbf there were plenty of balanced views like we deserved to stay up and anger towards their own lot but a lot more shit crack and superior bitterness.
 
John Steed said:
On toontastic.......

"I dont like mackems. I worked there for years, absolute tramps. It sounds bigoted, and there is too much bigotry in the world, but their accent is a disgrace to vocal chords. They nearly all smoke and they exist to hate us. Theres times Ive watched games and wanted Sunderland to win because occasionally the baring of their result has influenced our league place, but I always feel guilty. I dont want banter with them, I want fuck all to do with Sunderland towny mackems. Its no exaggeration to say they hate Newcastle United, everything Newcastle upon Tyne is and geordies more than they love their own club and city."

He types that bitterness up then says we hate them more than we love Sunderland. He probably wouldn't understand the irony the stupid sad bastard.:lol:
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what a bellend - we exist to hate newcastle :rolleyes:, lots of them actually believe that shit
wud be a sad day for many of their businesses if we stopped going there the stupid twats
 
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