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Doubt it your ma says you're a lonely old wanker who makes up his own interest

As for funny fukin hell are you the one Ronny?
 

cornish cat said:
General consensus down this neck of the woods is 'they'll stay up 'cos of who the new manager is'.
We'll see.
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Same here , to be fair he has a good record and their players have underperformed
 
Fulwell Mackem said:
I've had a text from a family member.

Reckons the derby is more important for us because if we lose we're definitely down but if we win they'll probably still stay up because "how you seen who their manager is"
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Trying to convince themselves, not us.

Wood Green Mackem said:
Same here , to be fair he has a good record and their players have underperformed
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And our's haven't?
 
Tin Soldier said:
Sat in a pub tonight up in Shotley Bridge and they were all gathered around the TV crowing about how good Benitez would be and all they had to do was 'beat the Mackems' next week. I'm sure these fuckers were saying the same about McClaren at the beginning.
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Consett suburb - none of the fuckers will be going, & will all be mass-exiting the Crown & Crossed Swords before ½ time hopefully. Be the same up here at the Demi, & all the other plastic pubs. Fuck 'em all.

cluffy said:
overheard a few singing 'Rafa Benitez' to 7 nation :lol:
few murmurs of 'champions league' too - 100% truth
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Clever how they fit a 5 syllable name into what is fundamentally a 7 ( sometimes 9 ) beat song.
 
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watersedge said:
Absolute rubbish and just makes a mockery when outsiders read this kind of thread
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Well not that they're getting excited but here are 3 genuine things I've had said to me.......

"This is a return to the Keegan era"

"We'll be challenging for one of the Champions League places next season"

And my favourite....

"Wembley, Wembley".
Me: "eh?
"We'll win the FA cup next year"
Me: Fuck off :lol::lol:

I know it's banter but still cocky bassas!
 
marco90 said:
Well not that they're getting excited but here are 3 genuine things I've had said to me.......

"This is a return to the Keegan era"

"We'll be challenging for one of the Champions League places next season"

And my favourite....

"Wembley, Wembley".
Me: "eh?
"We'll win the FA cup next year"
Me: Fuck off :lol::lol:

I know it's banter but still cocky bassas!
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There was one who said and I'm not jokinh
'If this happens we'll be back to the team we were under Sir Bobby'
:lol:
 
They'll love him for a few weeks, then when they don't win the PL this season, they'll hound him out on the grounds that he doesn't understand.
 
Fetch Fletch said:
Did you hear about the dyslexic mag who broke his arm punching a hearse?
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:lol::lol::lol::lol:
'I love animals me, I even feed the fishes in my garden, I only wore a mask becuase I had a dentists appointment, and I had a few drinks'
Best qoute from a mag ever
 
Sima said:
'Mag in a pub'
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'Fat obsessed mag on here again and again and again and again and again and again and again'

You really need to get a grip of your sad, pathetic and lonely existence. I await your usual sly or witty reply.
 
Zig81 said:
'Fat obsessed mag on here again and again and again and again and again and again and again'

You really need to get a grip of your sad, pathetic and lonely existence. I await your usual sly or witty reply.
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Fuck off.

Hows that for sly (no) or witty (no). Sorry to disappoint, fella.
 
Fulwell Mackem said:
I've had a text from a family member.

Reckons the derby is more important for us because if we lose we're definitely down but if we win they'll probably still stay up because "how you seen who their manager is"
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Other way for me. I'd take a draw now and stop any momentum they think they would get, right in its tracks. Aye, it's a big important and game, but don't lose and there's plenty of points to play for after.
 
Mags in the gym yesterday - the conversation was about who they will sign in the summer to "push on"
Safety is taken for granted, staggering

marco90 said:
Well not that they're getting excited but here are 3 genuine things I've had said to me.......

"This is a return to the Keegan era"

"We'll be challenging for one of the Champions League places next season"

And my favourite....

"Wembley, Wembley".
Me: "eh?
"We'll win the FA cup next year"
Me: Fuck off :lol::lol:

I know it's banter but still cocky bassas!
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Imagine if we win again next Sunday man!!!

Who will they blame??????? :D
 
Ex work colleague mag is right up for the derby now. And one on Facebook is predicting safety and a "magical journey up the league next season"
 
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