Jermaine Defoe - Poorest signing in recent memory

[Pepe]

Stupendous piece of business by the club.

 

[hank williams]

Stupendous piece of business by the club.

& the cherry on the cake was we got shot of jozy into the bargain as well

 

[1more]

Defoe is a true goal scorer. Get the ball to his feet in the box and he'll shot with left or right boot.

For this reason he will score the goals which will keep us up and this would mean he is one of our best signings

 

[Fetch Fletch]

Stupendous piece of business by the club.

On a forum full of stupid, this thread really is king

 

[Motor City Cobra]

Greatest signing in the history of "soccer"

 

[StewartyMac]

I hope this thread lasts forever, just so I can revisit the original post in all its glorious stupidity.

 

[Deleted member 6830]

What's the TRUE situation regarding his hammy ????

 

[StewartyMac]

Rather than insults, any semblance of an argument? Debate? Reasoning?

If I'm talking such shit, surely you should be able to make me look a fool without insults.

Here's an argument. In 2016, only Sergio Aguero has scored more goals than Defoe. In the entire league. And we're second bottom of said league.

If this thread hasn't been one massive trolling session then you sir are the biggest hoofwanking bunglecunt that ever posted on t'internet. Which given the competition is some going.

 

[chuckyroll]

What's the TRUE situation regarding his hammy ????

Said he felt it when he turned but felt ok now .

I hope this thread lasts forever, just so I can revisit the original post in all its glorious stupidity.

Scores the goal that keeps us up v Watford

 

[janey]

What's the TRUE situation regarding his hammy ????

Just read the Northern Echo report of the game and it says he should be fine, so fingers crossed

 

[Littlerobbieh]

Just read the Northern Echo report of the game and it says he should be fine, so fingers crossed

Well that's mornys day ruined. You mean he should be fit for the man Utd game ?! But what if he scores again ?

 

[janey]

Well that's mornys day ruined. You mean he should be fit for the man Utd game ?! But what if he scores again ?

Then this thread will be bumped again

 

[Mr.Thunders]

Why did your stats stop in 12/13?

Supports his "argument".

 

[andysfootball]

is he in the top twenty scorers this season?

 

[safcman73]

Bumped into Hartford at the league cup final told him he was shite
He replied I kna I was son

He got sent off playing in a pink strip at Grimsby we were playing in there away kit as we had left ours some of theses Young guns haven't got clue what we had to put up with

 

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[Dredd]

is he in the top twenty scorers this season?

I think he's in the top ten!

 

[Tadger]

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[Dodgy]

The funniest thing is: if the lad had just turned around at any time during the last year or so and said, "F*cking hell, I've had an absolute mare, haven't I?" we'd have took the p*ss for another day and then left him alone. It's the fact that he's still adamant that he's right when even Blindy McBlind from Blind Lane, Blindsville can see that Defoe is probably a slightly better option than Josy.

 

[Deleted member 5559]

The funniest thing is: if the lad had just turned around at any time during the last year or so and said, "F*cking hell, I've had an absolute mare, haven't I?" we'd have took the p*ss for another day and then left him alone. It's the fact that he's still adamant that he's right when even Blindy McBlind from Blind Lane, Blindsville can see that Defoe is probably a slightly better option than Josy.

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