C
Cock Of The North
Guest
You have a f***ing good computer if you can smell us through your PC!
Sniff snifff....Are you wearing that bloody Old Spice again?
I'll take that as a 'yes'
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I'll take that as a 'yes'
T
The Colonel
Guest
No what they pay for is normal medical treatment on the NHS. What they should also be paying for is the fact that the cancer sticks they eat every day by the f***ing dozen should not over burden the NHS.They already pay for it through the tax on it man ffs.
Good idea. I know the one I'll be in, the one with fresh air.
C
Cock Of The North
Guest
Watching smokers, crammed together in their little puff-huts, outside pubs is f***ing hilarious
nandos sonic sauce
Striker
I'll take that as a 'yes'
I nearly spat some rose scented phlegm at the monitor with that one!
Watching smokers, in their little puff-huts, outside pubs is f***ing hilarious
Why don't you just stay in the clean air pub ya pervert!?
Canny, I will be next door if you need a light
T
The Colonel
Guest
Agreed. They look absolutely pathetic. You would think that when they were forced to go outside to eat their cancer sticks in the cold and pissing rain that they would get the message that it really isn't very good for you, however they treat it like a little social circle.Watching smokers, in their little puff-huts, outside pubs is f***ing hilarious
I wonder what they talk about - where the best coffins can be bought from?
Macho
Striker
Straight man
T
The Colonel
Guest
The only light I'll need is to burn the tab factory down and save your life for you.
nandos sonic sauce
Striker
We normally point back in at you lot saying "Look at them sad bastards moaning, then watching us from in there!"
The only light I'll need is to burn the tab factory down and save your life for you.
Thanks for the thought
Panhead
Winger
Watching smokers, crammed together in their little puff-huts, outside pubs is f***ing hilarious
And would you complain if smoking was banned, of all the non smokers having to pay extra tax etc etc for lost revenue?
T
The Colonel
Guest
That's a bit like bragging that you have the attributes to participate in the Paralympics and I don't.
C
Cock Of The North
Guest
One of the comedy classic defences from the smokers is, 'Well yes, it will kill me, but you can just as easily be hit by a bus'
What they miss is that a number 19 is relatively efficient and quick ....... it doesn't involve years of visits as an out-patient and then a lingering death, in hospital, being visited by family who end up wishing you'd just die
What they miss is that a number 19 is relatively efficient and quick ....... it doesn't involve years of visits as an out-patient and then a lingering death, in hospital, being visited by family who end up wishing you'd just die
T
The Colonel
Guest
We wouldnt though. We'd pay just the same due to the savings we would make on NHS treatment that was no longer required.
nandos sonic sauce
Striker
T
The Colonel
Guest
...and giving us all an increased NHS bill to pay for their treatment.One of the comedy classic defences from the smokers is, 'Well yes, it will kill me, but you can just as easily be hit by a bus'
What they miss is that a number 19 is relatively efficient and quick ....... it doesn't involve years of visits as an out-patient and then a lingering death, in hospital, being visited by family who end up wishing you'd just die
Le Chuck
Striker
nandos sonic sauce
Striker
One of the comedy classic defences from the smokers is, 'Well yes, it will kill me, but you can just as easily be hit by a bus'
What they miss is that a number 19 is relatively efficient and quick ....... it doesn't involve years of visits as an out-patient and then a lingering death, in hospital, being visited by family who end up wishing you'd just die
Er ...only if the bus kills you outright, if not.....then it could be prolonged as well
J
j.w
Guest
C
Cock Of The North
Guest
No, I'd be ecstatic tbh.
Panhead
Winger
Think we both know that is not the case. Government take far more off smokers than it costs to treat smoking related illness.
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