Discussion in 'Games and games consoles' started by mackemindatoon, Feb 15, 2012.
....you walk past plants in real life and wonder what alchemy effects the have
You know you're playing too much Skyrim when you type a title like that and don't question the use of "your" or the spelling of "muxh".
I played it so much my eyes went completely bloodshot.
I was playing it about half an hour ago, I've almost made meself late for work and I'm typing on me phone whilst walking in that's why I made the mistake in the title
The worst one is when you accidentally play until 5 or 6 in the morning, then try to have an hour kip before work / school. Missed half of 6th form doing that, stupid HL2 / Doom3 / Mafia / Counter Strike.
I know ive played too much skyrim when everytime I see someone with a limp I wonder if they have taken an arrow to the knee...
Ive obviously missed something here because Ive heard this a lot. Whats the craic?
One of the guards you talk to complains about not being able to nash about knacking dragons and that because he fucked his knee by getting shot with an arrow. It just turned into a bit of running joke on the interwebs.
...you walk away from people mid-sentence when you find out they haven't got anything to sell
.... You see two people talking and immediatley go over to tell your life story very loudly.
or when you see a kid crying and wonder if someone has knicked their sweetroll
Or when you put the mop bucket ower the bloke in the Newsagent's head before helping yourself to Mars Bars.
It's actually tempting to risk a good kicking just to see how someone reacts like.
aye anar, also walking up to a lass and saying are you interested?
Used to be a Friday night ritual that man.
Deciding that you're carrying too much and randomly hoying shite all over the floor.
Cheers mate. Ive yet to speak to that guard :-D
They pretty much all say it to be fair.
You don't even need to engage in conversation with them either, they just say it in passing.
when you think calling someone a milk drinker is an insult
...You shout 'Fus!' to get someone out of your personal space
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