T
the walrus
Guest
Topper that like marraWas in Qingdao in China having a business meeting and as is customary in some of the chinese restaurants we ate in a private room upstairs.
The meal was the normal shit they give you when showing off like sea cucumber, ducks tongues, chicken feet.
All went well until it hit my stomach and i had to go. Getting up to go i approached the stairs to go down to the bog only to be stopped by the waiter- " no sir - toilet there-" one foot from the table.
so in i go with a flimsy door and paper thin wall and f***ing explode. and i mean explode, followed by farts and shite everywhere.
Then the real panic set in, shit all over, spalsh back all over and I look for the bog roll and there is none.
for fuck sake- only one thing for it, off with the kegs and clean up.
put them down the bog and flushed, only the fucker didnt have any water in the cistern and it wouldnt flush.
So i leave the shit splattered bog with my kegs dumped in it to go back to the table.
and, of course as i sit down, one of the chinese gets up to go to the toilet.......
anyway, that was the worst place i have eaten.