Discussion in 'Pure Football' started by Starsky, Jun 9, 2012.
Darke and Mcmanaman.... bunch of *****. Although Darke isn't that bad.
Watched them today. Horrific. Ballack in particular was awful.
Not to mention Kasey Fucking Keller during the Germany-Portugal game. Total agony listening to him. Total agony.
Makes you think whether they choose them Partridge style over lunch.
Lawro: "Have I got the Euros this year or what"
The Beeb "No Lawro you haven't"
Lawro: "You're just like all the others you shit"
The Beeb: "You've got the next 4 Euros and World Cups Lawro"
Hang on, on the International feed, we get Gary Breen as the studio "expert"
Mark Bright for me. Our lass talks more sense and that's saying something considering she asked if ronaldo still plays for Chelsea yesterday.
Watching the other sports through the day & the footy commentators are hopeless, compared to the golf & cricket ones on sky Who are class
The darts commentators are shite
Commentator to one dart player " you think you got a chance to win this year tournament "
He wouldn't be in it if he didn't think he could win it :roll:
Cannot overlook Jonathan Pearce. I know all the rest are boring, shit craic and talk rubbish but I can filter them out.
Jonathan Pearce has a voice that is like someone drilling through my ear into my brain. And he is also boring, shit craic and talks rubbish.
Switching to pundits lee Dixon said a cracker after Denmark beat holland 1-0. He said "On another night the Dutch would have scored twice as many goals". 2x0 =? Time to go back to year 1 lee!
Another question. Is our license fee paying for them to have a studio in Poland or are the BBC back in the uk now?
Yeah, I experimented with this and changed the commentary to 5 Live too.
Mark Bright by a long shot.
Constantly interrupts the main commentator, repeats what the main commentator says.
Sounds like hes taken a shit load of speed before each game with how fast he talks. Stutters and stammers his way through every sentence, mispronounces players' names.
As has already been mentioned, he is massively critical of any mistakes players far superior as footballers than he ever was make.
He also makes random noises, "Ooh!" and "aah!" types of noises randomly throughout games.
The first match Poland V Greece had a co commentator that I think was Danny Mills.
I might be wrong, but whoever it was never shut up the whole game.
Got right on my tits he did. Had to turn the sound down.
Appart from that last nights duo of Mowbray and Lawro was awful.
They're in the Studio in Salford for now then going over when the 1/4 finals start. Something about it would cost too much to fly round during the group games.
And i hate all the commentators really. Lawro just tries to be a comedian while Keown and Bright are just simpletons.
Mark Bright seems like he just has a load of facts written down.
Main commentator "he has had a good season with his club scoo"
Mark Bright "He scored 12 goals and had 6 assists"
Lawrenson. He thinks he's *so* funny,
Aye. Endless, world-weary gags about how bored he is. Seems to entirely miss the fact that he job is to enhance the viewing experience.
more bad than good really
Keown seems to be under the impression that he's some kind of intellectual. It's just unfortunate that enunciating sentences properly isn't the same as ensuring they have a remotely insightful content.
Keown is the least self aware man in all of England. He thinks he cuts a dashing figure, as opposed to looking like a fucking cave painting.
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