Discussion in 'SMB' started by The Voice Of Reason, Sep 25, 2011.
Q: What patriotic Welsh song was sung by the British soldiers in the film Zulu?
A: We'll keep a welcome in the hillside.
Q. What national emblem does Wales share with China?
A. The leek.
should have been the shroud of turin
My brother once answered Roy Hudd when the answer should have been Rod Hull
it was the snowball question and would have won us £150
I once read about a quiz team who knew fuck all about football, so every football question they answered with 'Ron Atkinson'
Unfortunately, the question 'Which ex Man utd manager is fat self obsessed lying bigot' never came up.
Canny pisser that
I once entered a radio quiz and answered the question "What is the capital of Iceland?" with the reply "Wotjak Fibak" (a polish tennis player) rather than the required (and known) Reykjavik.
Q. What was Gandhi 's first name ?
A. Goosey Goosey .
Q: which stretch of water joins the Mediteranian and the Atlantic?
A: the Baltic Sea.
Which was officially the right answer, until the whole pub pointed out to the stand-in quiz master that the person who wrote the questions for her might have been taking the piss.
In the bar doing the Mirror Quiz Word.
Q: traditionally the Pope has a Swiss one
He was a fucking mag like.
Reminds me of that Office episode.
"Who's the Cuban leader?"
Yeah, you know it now but who did you say? Who did you say?"
At a music quiz, Mrs K.Gs answer
Must Hang Sally for Mustang Sally.
Q When was the Battle of Britain
Name a type of ache....
Fillet of fish
Private Eye usually print some belters in their dumb Britain section.
I've never been a fan of pub quizzes and I wouldn't be against a well placed bomb taking out half of the Cliff on quiz night. I try and avoid them but happened to be in the Chesters the other week when one was on. Amazing how many people were cheating by using their phones, even for the music round. Why would you bother?
There was also some bloke who ate at least 12 bar of chocolate while the quiz was on, very odd.
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