Discussion in 'Pure Football' started by LouCarpenter With A Shave, Feb 22, 2012.
See the size of Gardner's thighs he's running on pie energy
Is Ashley Cole better?
Yes. And Baines is better than both of them.
This ^ Baines is class
Our defenders are so tight the keeper just gets bored,
One Colback pass contains more class than all the house of Lords,
With Rico its a travesty that hes not Englands number 3,
See the size of Gardners thighs hes running on pie energy,
Solid granite 3 feet thick is Softer than Lee Catts,
Survive him and we've got Wes Brown solid at the back!
Its hard to beat a football team that plays with a magician,
And James McClean cast his magic spell on this division,
David Vaughan is a mackem talking with his feet,
He looks through Sotos raybans so where just to cool to beat,
Its plain to see that Sessegnon could outwit a aristotle,
And all the Samsons you could drink would'nt fill up Martins bottle!
Connor Wickham cool as fridges dances round defences,
Super Ji gives us ecstasy and Bendtner draws them senseless,
Martin O'Neill is cheered up coz he knows what its means for a Sunderland
supporter to be ... top of the league,
His masterstroke an Irish bloke who came up for the crack,
With footwear knicked from Fred Astaire, And James Brown's disco slacks!
Niall Quinns disco pants!
you need to get laid!!!
if ever there was an advert for not taking smack
You do understand what he was doing there? Right?
This is what happens when someone sits in the Vaults all day!
I have no idea what's happening
Some canny whooooos' gannin on here
Took me a while but the OP always throws me.
For God's sake.
Can't get over this Rico love in, he has a few canny games and he's everyones darling. Ha'way man, the amount of times he gives away possession is unbelieveable.
some of that doesn't rhyme (like the previous version did) so sounds shite
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