Discussion in 'SMB' started by Heeeed the Ball, Nov 5, 2010.
Arggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh twat, Ive knacked me finger
Me! Do ya wanna make something of it eh!
i also invented the plaster and i have a patent on " the magic rub " that parents dish out
il be loaded one day
what you havin corned beef with mate? its lush in a nice white bread sarnie caked in brown sauce
I thought it was you who invented the magic sponge?
making a pie with onions, shortcrust pastry, bought that like in a roll
Rub my finger mate
cornedbeef this time of day...Barbaric
how the fuck u manage that,
Cut me finger...............
you didn't fully open the tin and tried to rip the lid off didn't you?
There was about half an inch left to go and I couldnt turn the fucking key anymore so I stuck my finger under the lid and tried to pull it open
Should you be eating pies at your weight marra?
if you were stuck int he jungle with no way to open a normal tin you'd be happy for a tin with a key..
think yerself lucky
Wilfy you rotten total bastard.......................
Soz I couldn't resist.
Arthur A. Libby or so I was told
You yowsless tawt!!.:roll: Eeeee lad!!
I cut my finger on a corned beef tin this morning as well but it was cos I put it in the bin instead of the recycle box so had to get it back out.
Still there'll be a nice panackalty ready when I get home.
Only certain 'parents' use that technique, don't think its legal, or helpful.
Schoolboy error lad. I have the corned beef scars of experience
Pies ready to pop in the oven later, it looks lovley, hope theres not much blood in it.........
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