Discussion in 'SMB' started by oROSSo, May 22, 2012.
I was a James Bond type character. I was unrolling a massive hose pipe and trying to make it reach through a certain door as some woman (the blonde lass who stars in that shit film that was on last night 'Knocked Up') wanted to get the baddies by squirting them with water. I managed to squirt a bloke and a woman who were sitting at a table. The blonde lass also necked on with me cos I made my hose reach.
I've got this recurring dream where there's this hidden trainer emporium under the ground somewhere in Leeds bizarrely.
I've a recurring dream where I discover a whole new part of the place where I live, shops, pubs, houses the lot
I dont often remember mine but I do last night's. I had 2 holes in my arm-pit which I kept showing people. 2 holes with bluey-black bits poking out. Most unnerving.
I hate the ones where, in a daft newly woken state, you still think the dream is real. For some reason a while back I had a dream that I found a suitcase with a few million quid in it and, in my dream, I remember thinking "shit, this is great but when I wake up it won't be here and I won't be able to spend it". As a result, still in me dream, I went outside my house and buried it in the back garden so that I would know where to find it. I then woke up and for a split second I thought "class, that money is buried in the back garden, I'll just go out and dig it up" and then the sad realisation finally struck me that, despite in my dream burying it where I could find it, it wouldn't really be there :-(
I was randomly playing golf with my mate and his brother in his mums house...cept it wasn't his mums house, it way aunties from about 25 years ago....!! weird shit....
I've had that one and also one where we'd beaten Newcastle heavily and when I woke up I was still elated for a few seconds
how dare you
Mine was city won the league, Roy of the rovers fashion
Nope, was dreaming about watching ladette to lady, very bizarre dream.
I wish :-D Made a move and got knocked back, but can't get the naughty dreams out my head
I had a huge argument with my ex best mate over appropriate pool side wear and another ex mate had a baby that looked like Finn, Meadow Soprano's season 5/6 boyfriend.
i had one about a family friend last night. Asked her if i could watch her finger herself then woke up when she said yes but later on. fucking dreams
I woke up in fits of laughter a couple of weeks ago; I dreamt I was stuck in a massive queue at the airport so I hit on the genius plan to fake a pseudonym that would get me up the queue as they were calling people's names out - the one that I hit on was Arnold Nippy-Egg, at which point I woke pissing myself
really daft thing is, that's further down the alphabet than my real name
I had a dream for a few weeks where i woke up in bed with a dead women!
When i actually did wake up i was always proper confused and disorientated. One of the worst dreams i've ever had, kept thinking i'd murdered someone.
Can't remember the details but it must've been good as I work up with a lob-on.
That's a great name! I've proper got the giggles now.
made me chortle anarl
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