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Weird Stuff You've Caught A Family Member/Friend Doing.

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Blackfell Mackem, Oct 7, 2010.

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  1. Blackfell Mackem

    Blackfell Mackem Central Defender

    Our lass (aye pics etc) caught her cousin sniffing her daughters nappy full of fresh shite before putting it in the bin :eek: :lol:

    Anyone else got weird twats in their family or friends?
  2. Black Cat

    Black Cat Guest

  3. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    You caught a family member doing Jesus? :eek::eek:
  4. boylie

    boylie Winger

    haway then...
  5. bramble is god

    bramble is god New Member

  6. Blackfell Mackem

    Blackfell Mackem Central Defender

    :lol: had a feeling it wouldn't take you long to post.
  7. kamaras-tash

    kamaras-tash Winger

    Sounds a bit noncey that like
  8. Basil Boli

    Basil Boli New Member

    Loads of mothers smell their baby's poo.
  9. Basil Boli

    Basil Boli New Member

  10. Gravyb0y

    Gravyb0y Central Defender

    Once, when in Ibiza, i walked in on me mate cracking one off.

    Wouldnt be too bad, but he'd pulled an absolute stunner and she was sittin on the balcony waiting for a good buckin!

    I ended up laughing my tits off, he came out telling me to shurrup, she figured what hed done and then walked out.
    He asked me to chase her to get her back, so i did. Scuttled her on the hotel walkway just along from apartment, then she went back to him and he rattled her! :eek:

    Was class like.
  11. Steeeeed

    Steeeeed Midfield

    Could you not satisfy her like? :eek: :lol:
  12. Joe Public

    Joe Public Striker

    I got caught having a wank in a wardrobe in ibiza. My mate pulled back the sliding door and I said "alreet!" He got a bit of a fright.
    Last edited: Oct 7, 2010
  13. safc666

    safc666 Central Defender

    not so much rattled as squelched her
  14. On holiday I came back to the apartment and when I walked in I heard giggling, I then saw my mate holding an empty coke can shitting on it to hoy at the lads coming back from clubbing.
  15. Basil Boli

    Basil Boli New Member


    We were on a stag do in Magaluf a few years ago and there was 4 mags in the room next door to one of our rooms (there was about 30 of us).
    Anyway one of the lads climbed over the balcony and nicked a nufc towel, placed it on the floor and shat all ower it, wrapped it up and stood on it, then chucked it back.

    Later on we heard them arguing
    'Who tha fucks shat aaal oower me tooon towel liiiiiiike?'

    'Not me liiiiiike, why would a deeee that liiiiiike. A love tha toon me man'

    Then they realised that there was 30 odd of god's children in the hotel, so they must've clicked on
  16. boylie

    boylie Winger


  17. socrates

    socrates Striker

    caught me brother tossing a dog off:evil:
  18. Berek

    Berek Striker

    she sounds it
  19. boylie

    boylie Winger

    whats weird about that?
  20. Miss Dodgy

    Miss Dodgy Midfield

    :eek: Nooooooooooooo! :confused:
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