Discussion in 'SMB' started by mini-x2, Jul 26, 2011.
Black people can't swim
You eat three spiders a year in your sleep
Utter fucking bollocks.
White men can't jump.
ginger people smell of piss
But dont they have different bone density meaning they're not as strong at swimming as white people?
i woke up the other day and felt something weird in my mouth, kinda stuck right up in my gum.........turns out it was a little moth! Bleurgh!
nah thats true.. I've been next to Sheps before...
and I saw Essex boy last night.. he's guinger and very urianl smelling
You only use 10% or <insert small portion> of your brain
You have to wait 30 mins after eating before swimming
The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.
It's fine, he lives on an island.
Its a fact! Here we are: Black people cant swim
Also, their git big schlongs cant fit into budgie smugglers!
jesus was black and could'nt swim
You can't fail to get your hole on a weekend in Blackpool, Benidorm, Nottingham, Hendon etc etc.
I failed everywhere.
why learn to swim when you can walk on water
Dinosaurs are extinct - shite.
My department is full of them!
The Rosedene is full of middle aged wufta`s...
Yes, but only because he had holes in his hands & feet.
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