Discussion in 'Pure Football' started by Banana Boy, Jan 10, 2011.
What do you reckon the atmosphere is like?
What do you reckon Bruce is telling the lads?
"Bit scared of that carroll like"
Just put a stool on the pitch, sorted.
Quinn 'its a sell out'
Short - You limey assholes better win 3 to zero. Woo
"Remember what them bastards did to you in October"
They will get arrested for that man
I want ya'll to make use of the quarter back, feed him and he will feed the runner backs to get at their D.
Now go out there and whip their yeller belly asses!!!
Bruce "right lads, its not as big as the fans make out. if we go a goal down just roll over and make sure you dont get injured. think long term. i mean if you get hammered off us, if we, i meant we, if we, get hammered off them, you'll, sorry, we'll, yes we'll, get over it"
Al reet lads get yersels roond me in a groop like.
Noo we can forgit aboot the cup coz them numpties will ne be playing, yis a meen yay rivos and di silva and angaliny.
On sarada ellis is cumin owa and kila says we gotta win to get sum cash oota him, hes bringin his marras we him.
A want the goali to stop all shots
the defence to stop all attacks
the midfield ta stop that barton and collen, a liked her songs mind.
darrin and asomoa get ya arses inta gear and score sum goals
all reet, lets practic e brikin legs lads, thas for sure
bit mingin that like mate
I think they will place a picture of Nolan doing that chicken dance and let the players throw darts at him (Frazier Campbell will hit his eye within three shots).
Then Bruce will throw a teddy with a picture of Andy Carroll on into the changing room. The players will get so rilled they will show the passion needed to be in a pack hunting a wild bore.
Then on exiting the changing room, Bruce will comment in everyones ear "they beat us 5 fucking 1" and casually walk away, as Angeleri tries to get Bruce to translate it. He simple says "Andy Carroll" that's all he needed. Angeleri returns to the dressing room, get the teddy in his mouth and bites its head off. Bruce then knows he's ready, to sit on the bench.
hes just about decided the team already...given the injuries...
the lads that stepped in and failed to impress won't be getting another chance in a hurry..
more like he whispers "we beat you c.unts 5-1, and we'll do it again"
Id just make them come in and watch the away match over and over again.
"Same team as last weekend lads. This is your chance to redeem yourselves."
Bruce "right lads our shooting has been crap recently, that's for sure. So as an extra incentive I'm gonna stand here and whoever manages to hit the ball in my face and straighten this nose wins a bag of sherbert dip"
I was actually passing today and they were practicing goal scoring celebrations
i fear the players have no idea how hurt we were/are,
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