Discussion in 'SMB' started by wakey wakey, Sep 5, 2011.
Rocked the christening today, and he has still got the moves!
Just keeping things cool, them waitress blart were impressed, I bet they were fighting over me when I fucked off:-D
'B-Boys will always be boys'
Topper day mate!
Always thought he was a dorty hewer
'Is' I can still make the blart get wet, even if it is from afar watching on, them two waitress wanted to destroy me in bed I reckon.:-D
Fucking hell expected more its you who should be destroying. Have you had the birds and the bee talk yet?
Nah, that's where I may have went wrong? Them birds wanted to sit on my stinger mind.
You sicken me, that's supposed to be Holy Water.
was gonna bust some moves meself, but didnt wanna turn into uncle knobhead
He had relapsed back to the fannyfright
I thought you would have been rocking on the floor when I played 'Frankie Knuckles - Your Love' for you:-D
I must have ate about 20 Spring rolls mind
The fanny always get a fight when they see my massive wanger
I bet your still feasting on the leftovers
I took home about 10 onion bargies and 10 spring rolls in a doggy bag, scoffed the lot last night
Did you see them waitresses giving me loads of shy glances and cute little smiles while I was mixing on me wheels of steel?:-D
He's a roight slaaaaaag!!!
those were just nervous ticks man and the arnly way yee can make a lass wet is by hoying a glass of water at her
One of them jumped on stage to flirt with me, when she fucked off I thought I had spilled my pint where she was standing
she wasn't flirting man she just needed the toilet
you still eatin the buffet mate ?
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