The Raven
Striker
Sure I read to wear loose kegs
Did u have a consultation first or straight to it?
Had it done a few years ago, piece of piss.
You want proper budgie smugglers, nothing else.
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Sure I read to wear loose kegs
Did u have a consultation first or straight to it?
Had it done ages ago now.......when you had to take your sperm sample in a bottle to the docs to have it checked to make sure you are now firing blanks. Duly handed in my sample and when I got home the phone rang and it was the docs saying there was a problem with my sperm sample and that it appeared to also contain saliva........I asked the female receptionist how else did they expect my wife to get the sample into such a small bottle !!!
I'm in my 40's, I would look for a lass that's had kids and they're at uni or some shit. The next time I do night feeds and changing shitty nappies it'll be the grand kids if /when they come along. Sorry like but doing that shit in my 30's was hard enough. The thought of starting over at my age doesn't appeal one little f***ing bit.
Only puffs get the snip.
They use those dissolving stitches now I think.Had it done 4 years ago. As stated elsewhere, the procedure itself isn't too bad (apart from the embarrassment of having your hairless ball sac being out on show for all and sundry) mildly painful, more uncomfortable tugging feeling as they are sewing you up.
The real pain kicks in once the anesthetic wears off and a few days later when you have to remove your own stitches. After that, you have a few days where you are terrified of ever using it sexually again until you get the first one out the way. Provide a couple of "samples" a few weeks later (what a lovely job that must be!) and you're done. Suffered a bit for a few months later as scar tissue caused a bit of pain post-you know what but that eventually dies off....
They use those dissolving stitches now I think.Had it done 4 years ago. As stated elsewhere, the procedure itself isn't too bad (apart from the embarrassment of having your hairless ball sac being out on show for all and sundry) mildly painful, more uncomfortable tugging feeling as they are sewing you up.
The real pain kicks in once the anesthetic wears off and a few days later when you have to remove your own stitches. After that, you have a few days where you are terrified of ever using it sexually again until you get the first one out the way. Provide a couple of "samples" a few weeks later (what a lovely job that must be!) and you're done. Suffered a bit for a few months later as scar tissue caused a bit of pain post-you know what but that eventually dies off....
Obviously totally different these days to when I had mine done 30 odd years ago. Full anaesthetic and in hospital all day back then.
I remember telling the missus that she needed to give me a tug twice a day for at least a month to 'clear out the tubes', I think it was something like 3 weeks before she cottoned on
Fuckin hell how old are you. Most blokes get it down over 40.Obviously totally different these days to when I had mine done 30 odd years ago. Full anaesthetic and in hospital all day back then.
I remember telling the missus that she needed to give me a tug twice a day for at least a month to 'clear out the tubes', I think it was something like 3 weeks before she cottoned on
Early 60s mate, had my 3 bairns and snipped by the time I was 30Fuckin hell how old are you. Most blokes get it down over 40.
You don't hang aboutEarly 60s mate, had my 3 bairns and snipped by the time I was 30
Aye, back in the day most people seemed to get married much younger than they do today. I was married at 21 and that was fairly common then. Most people don't seem to get married until about 30 nowadays.You don't hang about