I have been away an' that, from the board and I spotted an old thread about Jubblees. (or Jubblies or whatever) Anyway and anyroad up like: Dipton Collierly County Junior Mixed and Infant School had a Jubblie factory next door. My mate Dennis Cowans Dad was the manager and we got freebies when we went to play with him at his house next to a big field along the "tops" between Lilly Gardens and the top of the Co-op bank at Dipton. Dennis Cowan wanked a horse once and so I stopped playing with him. I didn't tell me Mam but. We had outside netties at the school just next to where I got me head caught in the railings (SIX TIMES!!!) and we used to hang around outside them playing montakitty and leavio and that... the lads in the Jubblie factory used to throw them over the wall for us. But I remembered that Dennis Cowans Dad got annoyed once cos he knew they pissed in them instead of putting orange juice in them and it was a waste of resources - although he probably didn't say "resources". John Hepburn and Stephen Paley were the only ones daft enough to try and drink it. John Hepburn liked Benny Hill and had all his records. Stephen Paley became a policeman.