Discussion in 'Pure Football' started by magswonnowt, Jan 19, 2011.
can't we talk about nipple sizes or ostriches please?
I want to see an ostrich attack Darren Bent and bite off his massive nipples
I prefer pink pointy nipples to the ones that are the size of chocolate digestives.
Ostriches are bastards, proper hard bastards.
its on youtube. just search 'ostrich attacks Darren Bent and bite off his massive nipples'
The ostrich king is bent - he's the first gay ostrich to become their king.
Keeps us from - standing at the match ( I prefer to sit) - people leaving early (why?!!) - favourite crisps (salt n vinegar) etc etc
so, like Bent he buried his head in the sand in the hope some bypassing ostrich might give him one?
heads in the sand?
I believe so...
Wrong forum for these things mate.
Has anyone mentioned that those of us following him on twitter (and now about to unfollow him), will no longer have to read endless tweets about all the new pairs of trainers he gets?
wonder what Gatesy thinks of it all
Aint' noone said that I don't think. Apart from me.
woke up this mornin' feelin' fine
Everything except - His Mother is worth a Shag.
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