Discussion in 'SMB' started by ReaL Madras, Nov 13, 2011.
Haway then let's be having them!
One for you. Try using washing powder to clean your dentures, you'll get that blue whiteness without having to buy Sterident.
One for you Pete .. Don't waste money at the tailors, buy action man clothes and let your wife take up the trousers by hand sewing them.
Don't waste money buying the Telegraph or the Times. Simply print out Bongo's posts, and glue them together to create a full copy of that day's paper.
Don't waste money on needles haircuts or shampoo, get our latest up to date 1981 Sneech hat.
If you need to anything, ever and are a bird, ask the SMB to recommend what why when how to do it cos you cant think for yourself
Aye about three o'clock mate.
Is this the Chinese translation, of what you are trying to say?
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Don't waste money at the tailors, buy action man clothes and let your wife take up the trousers by hand sewing them.
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Dont waste money on trendy designer label clothes. Get the Mini (straight out of the rag bin look), for a fraction of the price.
If you're unsure which smartphone to buy, start a new thread on the SMB. People will welcome the novelty of the topic, and you'll get some considered and impartial advice.
Eat immediately before visiting Durham.
Never eat yellow snow
Don't post any jokes or pictures that you may find amusing unless you want to be drowned in a sea of vitriol & bile.
Top tips, not Yoda tips.
Save your body the digestion process - eat shit.
never step out with less than 5k of bling
on a related subject;if you live in or visit newcastle,save money by not buying toilet roll,and don't bother wiping your arse.you will stink to high heavon,but no one will notice.
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