Discussion in 'SMB' started by tunstall birdman, Nov 2, 2010.
..on picking up lasses.
Desperate Ugly Bloke Willing to Spend Money
TB's Flap Attack Conundrum
'Home alone and dry is me bone'
Home on me jack with a plentiful sack?
just use my name.
'Have rope, masking tape and a basement. Willing to travel'
'Girth to hurt but minus blurt'
"Penis Reduction - Advice Required"
I may not be a hunk but i have plenty of spunk.
Stephen Fry gave me some fanny advice, i'm good to go.
'It's sticky and runny but better than money
'Not that fussy if you've got a pussy. Willing to travel'
"I have a massive cock, i'm not white, i'm violent, on steroids, and i'm an MC/DJ"
Should get the average local lass in your kegs in 20 seconds. Well, any 2 of the 5 would do actually.
given the choice between the sticky white stuff and money they'll choose money everytime
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