Discussion in 'SMB' started by Eddie Hitler, Feb 7, 2011.
When you die, your hair still grows for a couple of months.
Even bald people?
bald people still have pubes don't they?
Even when you're cremated? Hairy ashes?
I suppose not
All Mags are twats.
By weight there are more ants than any other animal species on Earth
There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people.
That's random ok, and total bollocks unfortunately!
wonder wee worked that out.
Dinnar but I'm sure it was Sir Dave that said it so it has to be true
thats not random man but a given!!
I like your thinking tho
pistachios are explosive when gathered together in very large groups
you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.
Honey is the only food that never goes out of date.
If you put a penny in a jar for every shag you get off your missus in your first year of marriage. Then take a penny out for every shag you get off your missus for the rest of your time together, you will never empty the jar
The act of vomiting on a sexual partner is called a “Roman shower”
It is impossible to lick your elbow
I bet everyone tries it!
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