New Song needs a bit more work

[Dilligaf60]

You'll need your binoculars I'm in the East Srand

I have the eyes of a shithouse rat.

And a face to match.

 

[BigWig]

Few working on song how it coming along?

 

[Royal 8er]

Keep trying Mr Wig, you'll get there in the end.

Yes suicide is never smooth sailing

 

[Gork]

Few working on song how it coming along?

To the tune of YMCA

Sun'lan, there's no need to feel down.
I said, Sun'lan, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, Sun'lan, 'cause you might go down
There's no need to be unhappy.

Jermaine Defoe
Its fun to sing about Jermaine Defoe

He has a lapdancer, to put out the bins ,
We'd love to play with her toys...

 

[BigWig]

To the tune of YMCA

Sun'lan, there's no need to feel down.
I said, Sun'lan, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, Sun'lan, 'cause you might go down
There's no need to be unhappy.

Jermaine Defoe
Its fun to sing about Jermaine Defoe

He has a lapdancer, to put out the bins ,
We'd love to play with her toys...

Love YMCA one but better to say we won't go down rather than might, need be positive well done

 

[Norton]

We will smash you silly
It's in the way that we play
You don't stand a chance
When we have Jermain Defoe
He will score the goals, and is better than Scholes

(Needs a bit more work - tune is Hi Ho Wolverhampton)

PeruzziWatch would be so proud of you if he still posted on here...

 

[Daffy]

Pushing Lennon / McCartney there fella

 

[tunstall birdman]

well done BW. Cole Porter couldn't have done better

 

[Neil Martin]

Thanks but not my best tbh

How fuckin' old are you? 8 I'm guessing. Either that or you are on a perpetual fuckin' wind up! Fuck off

 

[redalert69]

Jesus of f***ing nazareth!!

 

[LondonMackem]

As funny as aids. Just forget your login details you helmet