Most Embarrassing Moment of My life

[Goat Eyes]

Need the flowers watering I suspect... oooh too much

There's a lot of sexual tension on the board lately.

 

[mackembulldog]

There's a lot of sexual tension on the board lately.

Aye its why Im off out to watch the football and talk all footy stuff with other people that like to tlak footy stuff away from a message board predominantly designed to tlak about footy stuff... but yes.. lots of sexual tension

 

[tuggy]

Me neither to be honest

@muggboots wont like this one iota !

 

[lordy]

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[muggboots]

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Ta-ra.

 

[Kevj]

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It's like he has had his own face tattoo'd on his thigh.

 

[dave hedgehog]

The zip on my fly broke ten minutes before my Dissertation presentation and I didn't have anything with me to fix it. So I managed to get behind the presentation stand with no-one noticing then continued the presentation with me pressed firmly against the stand. It was similar to the scene in Police Academy where Lassard gets a blowie, but without the happy ending.

So absolutely nothing like police academy?!!! Lol

 

[Kevj]

So absolutely nothing like police academy?!!! Lol

Pretty much identical. I'm an aging police commandant with many, many, many years heading a police school. Just nee blowie.

 

[becs]

Need the flowers watering I suspect... oooh too much

it's been a long time like

 

[cluffy]

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there's one of a liverpool player - cant remember his name from about ten year ago with a long skinny wanger hanging out
also - that mad Dane who stuck his tackle on someone's head in training?

 

[mackembulldog]

it's been a long time like

Are we talking days or weeks

 

[Old Prestonian]

there's one of a liverpool player - cant remember his name from about ten year ago with a long skinny wanger hanging out
also - that mad Dane who stuck his tackle on someone's head in training?

There was a photograph of Emilio Butragueno doing his trademark feet first slide towards the corner flag to celebrate scoring a goal and his tackle had fallen out. The headline in a Spanish newspaper mirrored his nickname 'The Vulture'.

 

[becs]

Are we talking days or weeks

years

 

[mackembulldog]

years

are you tunstall birdman

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Need the flowers watering I suspect... oooh too much

Shall, er, shall we just leave you two alone now?

 

[mackembulldog]

Shall, er, shall we just leave you two alone now?

I've been chatty with only one lady smber on here... And she's gone... Leave me alone

 

[becs]

are you tunstall birdman

I'm the female equivalent

 

[martinlumley]

I'm the female equivalent

You and TB should get together, It would register on the Richter Scale.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Didn't know you had another log in @tunstall birdman

Reminds me of being on holiday I was sitting down on the floor next to the pool and I noticed two lasses looking over and sniggering looking between my legs. When they turned their head away for a split second, I looked down and noticed my balls were hanging out of my trunks.

 

[Son of Stan]

Reminds me of being on holiday I was sitting down on the floor next to the pool and I noticed two lasses looking over and sniggering looking between my legs. When they turned their head away for a split second, I looked down and noticed my balls were hanging out of my trunks.

On this subject ie men in trunks, NOT TB's balls - I've been swimming a lot recently and the size of men's trunks seems to be teeny tiny, I mean, I can't stop staring! What's going on?