Morning routines

[j.w]

A shower and dry is about fifteen to twenty minutes for me like. I just don't feel clean if I haven't spent at least ten minutes in there.

I bet you look like Mr Burns in the shower

 

[monkeytassle]

I bet you look like Mr Burns in the shower

Hanging out of Smithers?

 

[sid84763]

I have a fantastic folding technique and a rucksack I can pull tight so it's held in place

Share the folding technique. No matter how I do it, looks like its been ironed with a hand grenade!!!

 

[Dave Herbal]

You only really need a long shower if you're a coal miner or similar dirty job. Sweat and that just needs a quick once over with the sponge.

 

[j.w]

Share the folding technique. No matter how I do it, looks like its been ironed with a hand grenade!!!

You do realise his clothes are tiny?

 

[tuggy]

You do realise his clothes are tiny?

Moncler?

 

[sid84763]

You do realise his clothes are tiny?

No, I am 6'2" and 17 stone, probably why I can't fold the Ringling Brothers shirts properly!!!

 

[j.w]

No, I am 6'2" and 17 stone, probably why I can't fold the Ringling Brothers shirts properly!!!

He's half that so he has a better chance

Moncler?

Shoo fly

 

[Space Hopper]

I always make a point of watching the BBC Breakfast news at 6.00am to catch a glimpse of the lovely Louise Mincin. I sometimes have a wank.

 

[Arkle]

Up at 6:25, usually awake before then.
Usual bathroom routine - toilet then shower/dry/dress
Check litter tray
Feed cat, if she's around and awake
Breakfast - tea, toast, orange juice
Decamp to the living room to watch BBC breakfast, shout about evolution at Dan Walker and fart about online
7:20ish (post Carol with the weather) brush teeth, sort out what I need for work, remove necessary content from litter tray if need be
7:30ish back downstairs, put out browsing food for the cat and check her water bowl
7:40 head to work

 

[tuggy]

He's half that so he has a better chance



Shoo fly

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[Frijj]

Weirdo. I bet you're in a minority.

I'd have thought that you were. Does everyone else really only spend five minutes getting showered and dried?!

You are a lass for sure

Well you were staring at my arse in those tight jeans mate.

 

[j.w]

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I'm like that in the morning

I'd have thought that you were. Does everyone else really only spend five minutes getting showered and dried?!



Well you were staring at my arse in those tight jeans mate.

About 4 minutes 23 seconds for me

 

[sima-hebburn]

What's the wank/nap ratio in that 5 1/2 hours there mate?

10 minute's on porn hub then 1-2 hour's nap just depends if I've had steak

forgot my daily pill in routine

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costco think I'm making drugs

 

[Dave Herbal]

10 minute's on porn hub then 1-2 hour's nap just depends if I've had steak

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costco think I'm making drugs

Try and expand your wanking session to around 90 minutes. It's more fun and you'd need to do less press ups. Win win.

PS the pill marketing board saw you coming didn't they?

There's a distinct lack of night owls on this thread mind. A lot of you get up so early you must go to bed just after your tea. Then you get up early to prepare for work. Where's the you time? Is Monday to Friday dedicated solely to work?

 

[sima-hebburn]

Try and expand your wanking session to around 90 minutes. It's more fun and you'd need to do less press ups. Win win.

PS the pill marketing board saw you coming didn't they?

There's a distinct lack of night owls on this thread mind. A lot of you get up so early you must go to bed just after your tea. Then you get up early to prepare for work. Where's the you time? Is Monday to Friday dedicated solely to work?

haven't got a costco card , so bulk buy when i get access. (3 years of pills)

yes less press ups would = better wanks. had a wank at 10pm last night shattered and fell a sleep mid wank woke up at 3am with boxers down me legs. often happens for night time wanks

 

[peachy]

Never understood this. If my alarm goes off I get up.
I understand that people use them as they wouldn't exist otherwise but once my sleep has been broken I might as well be up.
May be doing you a disservice here but weren't you one of the members of the Dave Herbal 25 hour day cult?

I think I was the poster saying that I needed a 25 hour day.

I do need around nine alarms ie three with a repeated snooze alarm just to wake up as I'm a deep sleeper and have been known to sleep through the lot of them.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

??? How can you take longer?
Soap on, soap off is about 2 mins.
Wet hair 10 secs
Shampoo 20 secs
Rinse 30 secs
Dry 2 mins

I'm guessing mind, but it can't be much more than that. Bit more if you have long hair I suppose.
Mind, I used to see a lass who was like the bloke in that crunchy nut cornflakes advert. She could shower (without hair) in about 30 seconds.

Which submarine did you serve on during WW2 mate?

 

[riffraff]

Get up.
Have shower (or not if I had one the night before)
Use bog
Get dressed.
Downstairs, feed cats, feed fish
Kettle on, bread in toaster.
Open curtains
Take brew up to Mrs K
Have breakfast while petting cat and having a look on my phone - That's multitasking right there.
Brush teeth
Go out and let 3rd cat out - if she's up.
Chivvy Mrs K out of the house.
Lock up.
Sit in traffic
Lose the will to live.
Get to work.
Get a brew
Come on here and complain.

Youre wasting valuable time there marra.
Put the kettle on BEFORE you feed cats n fish so that its boiling while youre feeding.

 

[Dave Herbal]

I think I was the poster saying that I needed a 25 hour day.

I do need around nine alarms ie three with a repeated snooze alarm. Just to wake up as I'm a deep sleeper and have been known to sleep through the lot of them.

It also helps if you go to bed before 2am and the f***ing seagulls don't start their morning squawk outside your bedroom at 5am.