Making your own daft lyrics up

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Blind date hell, to the tune of 'The Green, Green Grass of Home' by Sir Tom.

There she sat, at the bar,
Dressed like a fairy.
Twenty-five stone,
Extremely hairy.

I turned,
And ran,
For the Green, green grass of home....
 


" i stuck my hand down her tights, & she laughed no more" sensational alex harvey band, Delilah :neutral:
 
Dakota by the Stereophonics was on the radio and one of the lads replaced wake up call coffee and juice with Hitler loves gassing the Jews :eek:
To be fair It actually goes better than the proper lyrics.
 
JAZZMANB said:
Anyone else do it?
Not full songs just random lines
This weeks
He's a greasy lover Phil collins
Kedgeree,its rice and fish, its a lovely dish,kedgeree.......Beegees
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All time time. Some have stayed with me over the years.

For example...

IIIIIIIIIII love cups of tea, put another bag in my tea cup baby!

I once did a stonking version of Spirit of the Chicken by Rush that me marra still recalls to this day when I woke up hungover/still half cut in his once and had to convince him to take is for a KFC...

Begin the day with a KFC and some bargain bucket chicken...


Or summit like that. It rambled on for quite a while.
 
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JAZZMANB said:
Anyone else do it?
Not full songs just random lines
This weeks
He's a greasy lover Phil collins
Kedgeree,its rice and fish, its a lovely dish,kedgeree.......Beegees
I Predict a Pie chart i predict a pie chart!
Click to expand...

I knew someone who used to do that.
It used to irritate the shit out of me.

Have a nice day!
 
are we human..???? ..or are we wanker's ??????

I can feel it coming in your hair tonight...Oh Lord..
 
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