Making your own daft lyrics up

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JAZZMANB

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Anyone else do it?
Not full songs just random lines
This weeks
He's a greasy lover Phil collins
Kedgeree,its rice and fish, its a lovely dish,kedgeree.......Beegees
I Predict a Pie chart i predict a pie chart!
 


Quite like replacing the word woman or women with the words chicken/chickens. Can lead to some excellent lyrics.

Man, I feel like a chicken.
 
The lads used to do this many years ago at a place I worked;

Heart = arse
Love = drug
Woman = chicken


The words are interchangeable in almost every context. There were a good few more.

'A good heart these days is hard to find, so please be gentle with this heart of mine'.

'You might as well face it you're addicted to love'.

'Girl, you'll be a woman soon'.

MackemBob said:
Quite like replacing the word woman or women with the words chicken/chickens. Can lead to some excellent lyrics.

Man, I feel like a chicken.
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Kevj said:
The lads used to do this many years ago at a place I worked;

Heart = arse
Love = drug
Woman = chicken


The words are interchangeable in almost every context. There were a good few more.

'A good heart these days is hard to find, so please be gentle with this heart of mine'.

'You might as well face it you're addicted to love'.

'Girl, you'll be a woman soon'.



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Also Hamster for Gangsta
 
I manage to slip the dog's name into quite a lot of the songs I sing. He probably thinks he's quite famous having all these songs produced about him. He wags his tail when I sing his name.
 
Kevj said:
The lads used to do this many years ago at a place I worked;

Heart = arse
Love = drug
Woman = chicken


The words are interchangeable in almost every context. There were a good few more.

'A good heart these days is hard to find, so please be gentle with this heart of mine'.

'You might as well face it you're addicted to love'.

'Girl, you'll be a woman soon'.



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Is that you mr Cholmondley Warner?
 
Sunderlandanth said:
Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up for detroit.........i love big titties!
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The little one got wrong for singing at her brother:
put your hands up for detroit........ Josh has man titties

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That's where I don't do parenting well - trying to tell her off without laughing is hard :oops:
 
MackemBob said:
Quite like replacing the word woman or women with the words chicken/chickens. Can lead to some excellent lyrics.

Man, I feel like a chicken.
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Reminded me ,The best thing about being a woman,is the prerogative to feel you're own Tits ! wojooohohoo
 
"And after aaaaaaalll, she offers me protection, a little rubber contraception." Robbie Williams


"For you I peed myself dry!"
Coldplay
 
I always sing......
"Bald headed woman, bald headed woman to me, you are, a bald headed woman,
whenever the bee gees classic More than a woman comes on the car radio. It really annoys the wife for some reason.:lol:
 
It is not necessarily the same thing. But i was reading something called the mandela effect and during "We are the champions" by queen, many sing "of the world" however this was not sung by queen apparently
 
JAZZMANB said:
Anyone else do it?
Not full songs just random lines
This weeks
He's a greasy lover Phil collins
Kedgeree,its rice and fish, its a lovely dish,kedgeree.......Beegees
I Predict a Pie chart i predict a pie chart!
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Cranberries "Linger":

"Do you have to? Do you have to? Do you have to use your finger?
I think you lost your ring, dear
Do you have to? Do you have to? Do you have to use your finger?"

The Spezial One said:
I swear in that Shania Twain song she sings:

"Cum in my hair, do it again"
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