Sunderlandanth
Midfield
"Goal hagger!"
"Ive got rush ins man"
Ah the memories
"Ive got rush ins man"
Ah the memories
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ighty seven
Striker
Dredd
Striker
before I moved I lived at the end of the street, and we played football from the end of mine which the road ended in a fence to the middle of the road where it had a wall that was there to divide the parking lots.
The team who's goalkeeper would be that end would hate it because the ball would go flying down the street
The team who's goalkeeper would be that end would hate it because the ball would go flying down the street
Treehugger
Midfield
Bad social etiquette that like, blasting it right near the goal.
"Yay can gan get that!" as the ball flies into the distance and we all sit down to confirm we're not gettin' it.
ShaabanShaaban
Striker
Class!
We all feigned injury, and the last one to do so, went and got it. Sounds odd, but that's what we did, and it worked. Sepp, are you reading?
bernardbresslaw
Striker
Cheesy Feet
Striker
We used to play nee blammers when it was freezing cold,didn't want a moulded plastic ball stinging the back of your thigh.
If it was 8 against 7 the team with 7 had 'back in goalie' so the keeper could come out and play then flee back when required.
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AlpineExile
Striker
You're just a bunch of wimps.
We always agreed that whoever fired the shot had to fuck off and get the ball back. They could try telling the goalie to get it but the goalie would never listen cos he was already pissed off at being the goalie.
Eddie Hitler
Striker
What i used to do
why run about like a dafty when you could goal mouch and "nick" someones goalbound shot.
dublinchris
Full Back
Amazing at how good you became at judging distances, count your goal size out in baby steps and run down the other end and dispute their goal size by counting with humongous steps, 15 mins before games got started just sorting goals, a game of walls on the street when the field got to dark then to finish off, brilliant
Gary Lineker? Boyish good looks? Difficult to imagine it in the throws of ecstacy. Foof. Isnt It? I dunno. Is it? Marvellous.
AlpineExile
Striker
Nah, we used to do toe to heel for measurement, but still [no surprise] the wannabe cheats would complain.
Laidback Jack
Striker
Did anyone play heads and volleys? Nearly caused the fallout of a me and my best mate that when I was about 13.
AlpineExile
Striker
Not that much. The lads who claimed they were good at footie seemed not to like it that much for some reason.
cesirwin
Midfield
hated when you had rush goalie and got caught out by goal poacher at other end who held the ball up on the line and waitedThe admissions of goal scrounging on here are sickening like. Run about you cheating fuckers!
I can remember my mate swinging for me with a cricket bat over a dubious Wembley singles final winning goal, lucky he missed
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