Paddy and Mick were looking through the catalogue. Paddy says "Tek a look at all these gorgeous women! The price is reasonable too". Mick agrees. "Oim ordering one of them roight now" says Paddy. 3 weeks later Mick asks Paddy if his woman has arrived yet. "No" said Paddy. "But to be sure it won't be long now. Her clothes arrived yesterday". I'll get me coat.