Discussion in 'SMB' started by TheWanderer, Sep 2, 2010.
...than having a clean break when having a shite?
If you mean a clean wipe, then no
Drawing an ace - after taking a dump, the clean bit of bogroll that lets you know you can stop wiping
I really must get myself that book this christmas!
It doesn't happen enough mate. It sadly doesn't
You're right there pal, especially with my diet!
Although trying to lose a few pound so watching what i'm eating, so todays shite was a very welcome surprise.
I sort of had that today. The only wipe was pure blood though, nee shit stains.
Good old piles!
I saw the virgin mary on my wipe
Nowt quite like a clean crimp..Fire and forget.:roll:
Best feeling in the world, eat enough fibre and it's perfect, just a little grease on the roll... too much fibre though and you'll be wiping for ever, not enough is even worse!
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