Discussion in 'SMB' started by Inter Megran, Feb 23, 2012.
after valentines day acceptable?
there might be a buck in it for me like
no for the 1st bit and and I doubt it for the 2nd bit
Then by all means fill yer byuts.
The flowers will cost more than a dollar, so I wouldn't bother.
Aye- just tell her you dont believe in the commercial side of valentines day and you'd rather show her you love her on a random day, you dont want to do it just because people expect you to. Don't mention the fact that thats all bollocks and you've really just waited for the flowers to drop in price
Alternatively tell her:
I was going to buy you these for valentines but you smelled like you were on the rag so I thought there'd be nee chace of a shag.
Then give her a big smile.
This, cheap fucker. Hope she gives you my herpes.
Send a handwritten message with a face like this
Explain that you're puzzled she hasn't thanked you for the lovely card and gift
Tell he you'll take her out to make up for it
You'll end up looking like this
always claim that I can smell wor lass when she's on her rags like, she fucking hates it. (just in case, I can't really smell her)
Do anything to get a shag Marra
For the record she's been away over Valentines
Is that code for menstruating?
Or shagging someone else who sent her flowers on the day.
Don't worry I'm here to save the day for you.
Write her some Beat Poetry.
I will write one for you to give her if you like?(after I've been yo footy like). If you want her all owa you like small playful Monkey on a climbing frame just giz a shout? The king of romance is here to help and serve Smb in such matters.
its never too late fella. a nice little card as well.
"sorry its late, but fancy a fuck". should do the trick.
by the way, how will you get a buck, its supposed to by anonymous.
What's this sending flowers business about?
Change his name to 'Anonymous' by Deed Poll.
its you isnt it?
might get a buck was a giveaway.
I got some flowers in the 15th once with a note that read "Valentine's is for ***** and these are for you"
I thought that was funny but over a week late is not Valentine's anymore.
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