I'm sat in chaplins...

[The Voice Of Reason]

And im f***ing off soon. Where's the best takeaway kebab house in a near vicinity to partake before i taxi home from park lane?

Durham

 

[lordy]

used to be Koochini all day long, now I couldn't tell you, is lucky house chinese still going? that used to be canny IIRC

 

[Pepe]

used to be Koochini all day long, now I couldn't tell you, is lucky house chinese still going? that used to be canny IIRC

Used to love a pizza from there about twenty years ago before lobbing on the 319 at Park Lane.

 

[heroesof73]

And im f***ing off soon. Where's the best takeaway kebab house in a near vicinity to partake before i taxi home from park lane?

just get yersell some nuts instead

 

[JAZZMANB]

And im f***ing off soon. Where's the best takeaway kebab house in a near vicinity to partake before i taxi home from park lane?

Sorry to hear

 

[lordy]

Used to love a pizza from there about twenty years ago before lobbing on the 319 at Park Lane.

bolognaise or kiev was always my pizza of choice circa1992

 

[Marty Moose]

Well I took the chance with chilinos, on the corner, just outside. Went to great lengths to explain to the servee (a downtrodden eastern European absolutely sick of her life) that i wanted a 'special kebab' in a naan bread. Stood aroud for f***ing ages, engaging in forced painful conversation with an absolutely pissed gobby teenager. Finally got my order, and eagerly sheparded it home via taxi. End result after all that, one solitary f***ing pitta bread (despite assurances from the waitess), and a shite token few scraps of chicken on top of a load of donner meat. Nee lamb, nee koftas, sweet fuck all.
Verdict 3/10 #bankholidaykebabs
PS dont ever bother going into town ever unless your under 30 as it's full of complete wankers. I'll stick to the cricket club from here on in.

 

[Pepe]

bolognaise or kiev was always my pizza of choice circa1992

Bolognese for me or just a good old Margarita, they had class bread.

 

[Joe-B]

Ask for it to be delivered and you can get a free ride home with the driver.

That's a f***ing tremendous idea

 

[Man About Town]

Chilinos just outside

I'd rather eat my own deep fried turds

Hotline mixed kebab

Or the kebab shop next to TY McGurks

 

[shogun1904]

"Best" and "Kebab" should never be seen in the same sentence. Rather eat shit

Weirdo.

Fel Fel 100%

Only just discovered how good it is for kebabs

It is nowhere near as good as it used to be.

 

[StripedPaddy]

And im f***ing off soon. Where's the best takeaway kebab house in a near vicinity to partake before i taxi home from park lane?

Take a shite afore ye leave marra, ye seem full of it.

 

[Mackem Chris]

Weirdo.


It is nowhere near as good as it used to be.

Chicken kebab with a naan is outstanding

One of the few takeaways that cook chicken on charcoals

Still out, need 100% guarantees on a naan bread option, non of this pitta bread shit


Thats miles away man

2 minute walk ya lazy fucker

Taxi rank 2 doors up anarl

 

[Marty Moose]

Update on last night, woke up an hour ago with shooting, spasmy stomach pain and I'm now sat bent double on the pot emptying my entire life out of my arse. Have a nagging feeling im probably going to end up shitting myself at work. Cheers chillinos you utter bastards.

 

[Man About Town]

Update on last night, woke up an hour ago with shooting, spasmy stomach pain and I'm now sat bent double on the pot emptying my entire life out of my arse. Have a nagging feeling im probably going to end up shitting myself at work. Cheers chillinos you utter bastards.

You were warned, see post #30

 

[shogun1904]

Update on last night, woke up an hour ago with shooting, spasmy stomach pain and I'm now sat bent double on the pot emptying my entire life out of my arse. Have a nagging feeling im probably going to end up shitting myself at work. Cheers chillinos you utter bastards.

Kids belly.

 

[banned user]

City limits

 

[Deleted User 17809]

Update on last night, woke up an hour ago with shooting, spasmy stomach pain and I'm now sat bent double on the pot emptying my entire life out of my arse. Have a nagging feeling im probably going to end up shitting myself at work. Cheers chillinos you utter bastards.

Outstanding

 

[muggboots]

Update on last night, woke up an hour ago with shooting, spasmy stomach pain and I'm now sat bent double on the pot emptying my entire life out of my arse. Have a nagging feeling im probably going to end up shitting myself at work. Cheers chillinos you utter bastards.

Bank holiday lightweight drinker. ^^

 

[Marty Moose]

In double figure shits now, and my ringpiece feels like it's done an all nighter at a barrymore pool party.