Discussion in 'SMB' started by Texasmac, May 5, 2012.
The ball explodes after a certain length of time
Each tee should be equipped with a Trebuchet
Mine the fairways.
2. Make everyone wear a blindfold.
the way i played earlier you'd think i was wearing one
Ahhh!! one of the whooosh, bollox, golf club are we
I genuinely think there should be a course that employs those lasses/lads that walks round some sports events (only seen them at Rugby matches) with a beer backpack on serving you pints. There should be one waiting by each green and every time you hole out you down a pint.
That course would make a fortune but they wouldn't be able to have water hazards on the back nine...
aye, poor 88 today - if my putting wasn't as bad I'd have been 80-82 - it's a fucking stupid bastard game!!!
As Winston once said, it spoils a good walk in the country
If it's any consolation fishing can be just as bad sometimes
none whatsoever - still be back out tomorrow to try and put it right
Wasn't he quoting Mark Twain when he said that?
Fuck knows, I just know Churchill said it
Stick land mines on the fairways.
Eighty fucking eight? One hundred and bastard fourty for me yesterday.
Dogs on the fairway to return the balls
have a dozen grisly bears roaming about the course and have your club shaft covered in honey .
Land mines dotted around the course
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