Discussion in 'SMB' started by Texasmac, May 5, 2012.
Alligators on the green.
2) All Caddies should have been employed by Hooters , be under 30 and still wear their uniform.
Holes big enough to gan pot holing in.
Free pretty sand castle buckets in the bunkers.
Fancy dress for those playing....oh hang on...
Oi I'm a caddy cheeky
do you advertise on here?
I'd be out of work if I did just caddy for my mates when they have a round of golf I love it me plenty of exercise been 3 times this week I'm knackered
4. Instead of golf balls use hamsters in a ball, if it dies you lose.
explosives in balls
Cut off the heads of fat americans shouting "Mashed Potato".
It's really not funny.
Paint the holes and flags with invisible paint.
A compulsory shot or pint at every hole.
At the end of the game, for every shot over, you get a broken leg/arm.
That's how we play anyway. I needed a fucking drink going round Ramside yesterday morning in the drizzle.
some of the holes have landmines, so when putting you dont know if it will blow up if you get it in the hole
The greenkeeper will go mental when he see those heels....
Jesus what about us poor saps playing at more than 4 over scratch? break our lasses and the bairns limbs?
Infact my ma, da, grandparent, aunties, uncles and cousins would be sweating if I went out for a round.
I suggest land mines in the bunkers.
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