How next season will play out for the Mags on football manager

[Wizards Sleeve]

The demented delusion is strong then.

 

[phunboy]

Ah the good old technique of a 12 year old hank

And of a 15 year old phun

 

[Ceverton]

The Chronicle is absolutely insane

Couple of weeks ago it was a cloud of Bobby Robson approving of Benitez, then it was a palm reader saying Newcastle will get promoted and SAFC will get relegated. Now this ffs

 

[Perryqhill]

WA WON ALL THA MATCHIZ AND THA MACKAMZ WENT DOON

Just about to waste a small portion of my life reading it. I imagine it's pretty much this - walking the league and a mention of us going down near the end of the article.

 

[hank evans]

And of a 15 year old phun

I did carry the tradition on into my late 20s mind. Darlington always had more money than Chelsea after july

 

[Perryqhill]

Just about to waste a small portion of my life reading it. I imagine it's pretty much this - walking the league and a mention of us going down near the end of the article.

Close I suppose, they had to mention us.

 

[Veryoldrokerender]

This summer, man, it's great, every day I get happier and happier. Every time I think that must be it, it isn't. And, here we go again, woo hoooo

 

[BigPete]

Just when you think they cant be any less cringey....

I honestly dont get how they dont realise how stupid they look.

Makes me embarrassed to be a Geordie at times. Always make sure I set people straight when they ask if I'm a mag as most presume I would be untill talk about football.

 

[TubeStationAt12]

They really are a different breed those lot. Absolutely f***ing barmy. It's funny but worrying as well like.

 

[janey]

This summer, man, it's great, every day I get happier and happier. Every time I think that must be it, it isn't. And, here we go again, woo hoooo

 

[phunboy]

I did carry the tradition on into my late 20s mind. Darlington always had more money than Chelsea after july

I was overjoyed when they started publishing database editors with the games I was better than pele and totally loyal to a mega rich Sunderland

 

[Ceverton]

This summer, man, it's great, every day I get happier and happier. Every time I think that must be it, it isn't. And, here we go again, woo hoooo

They dont help themselves

 

[<><>Marc<><>]

Even the Chronicle is taking the piss out of Newcastle now.

From the Newcastle article...

While it is of course only a game, Football Manager’s simulator uses complex algorithms that take into account a number of factors to ultimately come up with results.

While it can’t be taken too seriously, it is at the very least reason for optimism.

From the Sunderland one...

Thankfully of course, this is just a game made for entertainment. When the actual season kicks off, Sunderland supporters will no doubt be hoping Allardyce will lead them to a far more comfortable campaign than this.

At least they know their target market .

 

[Baccyboozenbullets]

How the fuck do that lot afford games like this when the whole nashen is claiming JSA....f***ing REMAIN WANKERS.

 

[Jack Torrance]

The last sentence

 

[cluffy]

did they achieve their 90 goals then that The Mag wanted? I can't read that article

 

[pRICK]

What?! No poll?! Major disappointment

 

[PABLO]

Lee Ryder restarting his laptop every time they got beat 'whor, am not havin that like, wa betta than that man'

 

[Discopants91]

After that I believe everything in that article

Bollocks that, we always gan down on it.

Also, one of many many massive flaws in simulating a season on FM is the January transfer window is impossible to predict.

 

[Two-Lane Blacktop]

Bollocks that, we always gan down on it.

Also, one of many many massive flaws in simulating a season on FM is the January transfer window is impossible to predict.

Never mind that, the summer one hasn't even opened yet. the feckin idiots. absolutely meaningless.

they've done Sunderland today.