Discussion in 'SMB' started by Boris Bear, Aug 13, 2010.
Do a poo?
Do they have a poo area several miles beneath the earth?
in a toilet cos they're all on the dole
You know what I mean.
and do they ever poo in their overalls and then flip it onto their heads when they put their overalls back on?
We used to wear a jacket and trouser combo for easy shitting access rather than overalls.
they poo in each others helmets for a laugh
my dad was down the mine n he said everyoneloved him and that they would all play a trick on him for a laugh and one day he picked his helmet on and no less than 6 seperate solids fell onto his face when he was going to put it on!
they were all howling like n he was just stood there like lol you guys kinda thing
that's all well and good but did you ever work in the mines
Nobody ever really worked The first thing you learned to do was build a good doss.
Where did you poo though.......and what did you wipe your arse with....a canary?
thatcher still to blame though..
serisouly there musy have been bogs down there, so did some poor fucker have to collect all the ablusions and bring them back up?
There wasn't mate. We were like cats really, have a shit and bury it. Oh and never pick up any discarded newspaper either.
Did you walk around in circles for a bit on the decided spot then when in action pull the same face as a cat having a shit?
what you had litter trays
You don't realise how near the mark that is
would have been a luxury
And then get pelted with clothes pegs from the neighbours?
In more recent times at a modern colliery 1960 > they would put a bit of wood across the corner of a mine car (more modern version of a tub; bigger though) sit on the wood and crap in the space. Anyone working overtime would more likely sit in a mine car to get a lift outbye, if they forgot and sat in the corner, they often got a smelly surprise.
You would get pelted with more than that if you shit upwind of every fucker.
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