Discussion in 'Pure Football' started by JeZsAfC, Feb 28, 2012.
It's took some reading but what a cracking thread.
Haha just testing marra. Well done!
For every one decent mag you meet there are 20 behind him/her of the Jawdee Nashun variety with their shite patter and fucking delusions of granduer. They are in need of a reality check which should have happened when they got relegated but seems to have been negated by the season their having so far this time around.
Also growing up with mag mates/family must help to soften your view a bit as well. I've got a cousin whose a ManUre fan ffs, but i still love him and pat his head when i see him.
You sir have the heart and soul of a poet!! If i wasn't clapping my fins and barking for fish i'd cyber shake your hand!!
Funny one for me, I hate the geordie nation but all my mates and my brother are mags and I quite like them.
Just remember your on an safc message board, you absolute plonker
Im a Geordie & have a fair few that Im happy enough to call friends.......Its the collective bunch of skanky bastards I hate - the club/players - the lot
im 37 and have grown up in south tyneside and been in the minority,
of cours i have some great mates/family who are mags and i love them all to bits.
a few can talk about us without being blinded by hatred but this is only ever on a one to one basis, put even the nicest few together and they simply cannot help themselves!
i hardly talk about football with most of them now
My flippers are going ape shit...
I have to interject.
you're missing the point here mate. the 'canny' "mags" that you refer to, and I'm sure they are canny aswell, are more often than not your fairweather rudderless washington crossovers, shields branch, boldon crew, student types etc, we all know a few of them and they are canny
the dislike and the hatred that musters, which you obviously don't have a grasp of, isn't of the fairweather crossover army I've outlined above, it's of 'THE GREAT UNWASHED', actual genuine bonafide geordie knumbskulls, I'm talking about them Geordies who WE can't even understand what THEY'RE saying when they speak, them who ride around the toon on mountain bikes on the day of the games chanting TOON TOON TOON when they encounter people, them who paint their entire baldy head like a barcode, them fat bastards with their fat fucking toon guts out at away games.....
anyone who wants to call themselves a Makem, surely must have more than a passive dislike of these people and would want to at all times, outwit, outbanter, better and take moral high ground over our unwashed cousins....
that's what I'm talkin aboot
really need to get to sleep
As you get older your attitude changes. Still love to see them get beat though.
I don't know any, and I used to think I hated them, but now in the name of world peace I think Sunderland supporters should wear mag tops and mags should wear Sunderland tops, and yes I'm practicing my new miss world speech.
Yeah you have a point there like mate.
Literary nirvana right there. Well said DC
I might get DC Mackems post tattoed onto me so that the next time I'm arguing with a fat bastard Mag in a pub I can just whip my shirt off and watch as his arse falls out.
The single greatest post this board has ever seen. You should have Legend instead of striker or midfield or whatever under your name. This thread has to go gold simply because of this one post.
Same as me. Know some sound skunks, salt of the earth, but as soon as football comes up I start to fantasise about stabbing the cunts in the eye.
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